![](reason07.jpg) A bookmark |
![](reason02.jpg) While it requires a bunch of memberships, a stack of cards does a nice job balancing that wobbly table. |
![](reason09.jpg) With a standard deck of cards, some glue, and 52 memberships (don't worry, there's a price break at 50) you can make a nice ATF deck. Go Fish - Literally! |
![](reason10.jpg) A handy coaster |
![](reason01.jpg) In a pinch the ATF membership card makes an above-average finger splint. |
![](reason08.jpg) Just put the card on your computer and check out those improved download speeds. |
![](reason03.jpg) Tired of playing Go Fish? You can make a card tower. Steady now... |
![](reason04.jpg) The ATF Membership card makes it easy to break into your neighbors apartment to perform your very own pranks. |
![](reason05.jpg) If you get bored, you can always take pictures of Bobble-Head A-Rod's head on the card and put them on your website. We do. |
![](reason06.jpg) It's a cheap alternative to a Wi-Fi router (Warning: the current card doesn't support the new 802.11g standard) |