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Mall Too Flat
Welcome to Mall Too Flat, the exclusive online source for purchasing All Too Flat gear!
Prices do not include shipping and handling (will be added at the register).
We'd like the thank the good people at Cafe Press for hosting our store. Use that link to view all the products currently available.

NOTE: Not all products are on this page! Go here to see everything we have for sale!

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All Too Flat T-Shirt
Hanes® 100% cotton. Pretty standard, really.
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Lion Prank Baseball Jersey
Please Do Not Feed the Lion (front), Lion piction (back). 100% pre-shrunk cotton with 3/4 sleeves. Your choice of red/white or black/white.
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Scientist Trading Cards Mug (Large)
15 ounce, dishwasher safe ceramic coffee mug. Awesome. No really. This is amazing.
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MORE SCIENTIST CARD STUFF HERE (T-shirts, jerseys, etc)
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ATF Baseball Cap
Now you can write code with a nifty hat on!
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A Jackass in the Attic
by Kennyb - A compilation of Haikus and other poetry (Hardback)
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ATF Floppy Hat
Which is dorkier? Wearing an All Too Flat hat or wearing a floppy hat?
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Bi.A.T.Ch. Mug (Small)
11 ounce, dishwasher safe ceramic coffee mug. Gotta love the Bible According to Cheese!
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KennyBoxer Shorts
100% cotton boxer shorts adorned with the head shot of Kennyb from the "To Dara, Best Wishes, Kennyb" prank.
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All Tie Flat
You'll be a hit at your next business luncheon with this wacky halibut tie
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Cheesus Mousepad
Mouse Pad depicting Cheesus and Parma-John the Baptist
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Ben and Ton Acting out the Halibut Sketch
A live performace, right in your living room!
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SPECIAL: Free!!! (you only pay shipping!)
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Gingy Tote Bag
Original Gingy on the front, Flat Gingy on the back
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ATF Baby Tee
Let all the guys know that you "didn't like the others; they were All Too Flat!" with this ATF baby tee. 100% superfine combed cotton.
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Crocodile Biker Jacket
You'll look totally tough on your Harley with a stuffed animal on your back
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Long Sleeve Croc T-Shirt
Its no biker jacket, but still pretty cool.
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Geeks Gone Wild
2 hours of condensed footage from Mardi Gras 2002 of the hottest dorks baring it all!
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Dork Glasses
With a pair of these, you'll look just like the All Too Flat triumverate!
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