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Top 8 Offensive Things on ATF
8. Desecrating the Holy Bible with cheese
7. Tricking me into looking at boobies
6. "I'm Dara's mom. Get the hell out of my daughter's room you creeps!"
5. This link to Fat Chicks in Party Hats
4. Desecrating perfectly good cheese with the Holy Bible
3. That pierced nipple
2. The 5-16-99 haiku
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