Everyone's second favorite Alltooflat blogger, Sean Collins, has had his first piece for the Onion News Network posted online. W00t!

New Auto Security System Will Not Allow Car To Start If Driver Is Nick Nolte

I helped Sean get his start in news parody, with ATF's original feature, All Too Factual

UPDATE: Since I'm a lazy man, and don't actually read the emails that I get from my best friends, I didn't notice that Sean didn't actually write the Nick Nolte thing. But keep an eye out for the news banner on the bottom about Colonial Williamsburg: 100% Seanie!