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Hearts Desire
All I want is cash.
Unencumbered, unfettered
by guilt or effort.

I Drooled on Myself While Asking Her Out
In my foolish years
embarrassment was common.
This was just last week.

wtf ?
Who the Hell are you?
No, really, I'm not kidding.
Go get the fuck out.

5-11-99
I grow tired of
In My Humble Opinion
Mine, for one, is not.

5-12-99
Oh! Checky Checky
Glorious world connection.
Reaching friends through words.

5-16-99
That fucking Pria
Just another annoyance
Here in this damned lounge.

5-17-99
Waiting patiently
in a silent place: No noise
Saying "You've got mail"

9-13-99
Soft hum of AC
Cannot mask peaceful sounding.
When I hit 'N'... BEEP!

9-29-99
The DTFT
Seamlessly to DFT
Through the FFT.

10-7-99
tiggs nappy nappy
Pingy pongy, yup, S'true
now, dingy dongy.

1-31-2001
Pins falling like wheat
Strike ball, spare ball X X X
You are going down.

Thunder rolls over
I have bowled another strike
This makes a turkey

10-17-01
stats stats stats stats stats.
my research began tonight!
i love stats. stats. stats.


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