Longest Haiku in the World
squirreled squirreled squirreled squirreled squirreled
squirreled squirreled squirreled squirreled squirreled squirreled squirreled
squirreled squirreled squirreled squirreled squirreled
- by Ben "170 letters just try and beat that" Stein

Shortest Haiku in the World



- by Ben "6 letters just try and beat that SMASH!" Stein

Your Haiku Is Too Long
About your haiku;
squirreled is two syllables,
not one as you thought.
- by Ton

re: Your Haiku Is Too Long
Ton- look that shit up
at dictionary.com
Say it with me: "skwurld"
- by Ben "SLAM" Stein

FWD: re: Your Haiku Is Too Long
One eighty seven!
I looked it up and found an
alternate spelling
- by Ben "for three!" Stein

Longest Haiku in the World (Part II)
squirrelled squirrelled squirrelled squirrelled squirrelled
squirrelled squirrelled squirrelled squirrelled squirrelled squirrelled squirrelled
squirrelled squirrelled squirrelled squirrelled squirrelled
- by Ben "You've really outdone yourself this time, Stein!" Stein

re: Longest Haiku in the World (Part II)
I did look it up.
the word is pronounced "skwur-elled"
two syllables, see?
- by Ton

Too Much Squirrel Debate
But what are your thoughts
on the North American
Free Trade Agreement?
-by Ben

NAFTA
Jobs to mexico:
Cheaper labor, more profit.
The rich get richer.
-by Ton

Look at the Numbers
Increase in exports:
metal, rubber, plastic, crops,
textiles and cars
-by Ben

Look at the Numbers II
Factories move south.
Two hundred fifty thousand
workers lose their jobs.
-by Ton

Your Argument Sucks
Lost U.S. jobs is
left wing liberal hippie
propaganda crap
-by Ben

No, Your Argument Sucks
Tell that to the man
who lost his factory job
of seventeen years.
-by Ton

Wasting My Breath
Factory workers
do not, as a general rule,
enjoy my haikus.
-by Ben

NORML - A Limerick
I fight to legalize marijuana
but the government says it ain't gonna
They should regulate it
and put a tax on that shit
'cause i'm still gonna smoke if i wanna!
-by Ben

Counterpoint
Let's take a look at the health effects
Pot smoke is much worse than cigarettes
Not to mention the facts
of memory lapse
That's why the law we must protect.
-by Ton

You Are Such A Square, Ton
It has such a pleasing aroma
And helps patients cope with glaucoma
but the homes of the fools
who make up the rules
are kansas, utah, oklahoma
-by Ben

Gateway Drug
When smoking no longer makes you high
Then harder drugs you will have to try
To heroin and blow
Your desires will grow
That's why we must not legalize!
-by Ton