Dear Konfused,
Great question! You have just demonstrated a perfect example of the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, (which was discovered by some guy name Fritz). The Uncertainty Principle states that we can't know both a particle's velocity and position. In order to determine its position, one would need to observe it. The act of observing a particle (light bouncing off of it) will instantly change its velocity, so we won't be able to determine both.
Similarly, by posting the fact that we are the number one Google link for "geeky wallpaper" on our homepage, we instantly create a new page with a higher page rank and the same search terms! We can't make the observation (that is to say, post it on our website) and have the original fact come true!
Stay tuned next month for our exciting comendium "Physics According to All Too Flat!" (wouldn't that be amazing?!)
-ATF

Dear George,
Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi, KennyBobaFett, and Ton-buck Toora.
If you're really into this sort of thing, and have a lot of free time, you can find out the actual answer to this question by taking the Find Your Star Wars Twin Personality Test. Unfortunately, we have better things to do with our time.
-ATF

Dear Photon,
Rayleigh scattering refers to the scattering of light off of the molecules of the air. Rayleigh scattering is more effective at short wavelengths (the blue end of the visible spectrum). Therefore the light scattered down to the earth at a large angle with respect to the direction of the sun's light is predominantly in the blue end of the spectrum.
Mie scattering is closely related, but it not wavelength dependent. Other famous types of partical scattering include Brillouin Scattering and Bragg Scattering, which can take place in solids. Raman and Compton Scattering are also well known scattering effects. This question has inspired us to make a Scattering Trading Card. (Coming Soon!)
-ATF

Dear An,
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-ATF

Dear Chip,
Clearly you've never played Super SMASH Brothers Melee...
-ATF

Dear Damen,
(Note: this question was in reference to last week's Ask the Fish where we told Damen that the words "breathe in heaven" could be found in the "new techno remix of Bring Us To Heaven")
Well Damen, the obvious confusion came because the words to Bring Us To Heaven are:
Bring us to Heaven now
We want to breathe your fresh air
We want to breathe
what you breathe in Heaven

Looks like a match to me!
-ATF

Dear Help,
You're in luck! All Too Flat is moving its base of operations to New York City this summer! We'll be expanding rapidly and looking for some quality engineers- some young bright minds. Please check our job board regularly for NYC updates!
-ATF