Pirate w/ steering wheel	Joke Number 75
So, a pirate walks into a bar. Looks like the quintessential pirate -- peg leg, hook on one hand, eye patch, the whole nine yards. In addition to all this, he's got a steering wheel hanging from the fly of his pants. He walks up to the bar, and orders a whiskey. The bartender pours the pirate a glass, and says to him "I don't want to offend, but I thought you should know -- you've got a steering wheel attached to your fly." The pirate nods his head, and says: "Arrrgh, I know. And it's driving me nuts." Rate This Joke 1 2 3 4 5 ?? View Rating