Fat Woman	Joke Number 556
A Fat Woman was determined to lose some weight, so she joined a slimming club. After a month, she was no lighter, so she cut off her legs. The next week and the slimming club, she weighed herself, but found that she was still too heavy. So when she got home, she cut her arms off. But, the very next week, she was still disappointed. So when she got home, she cut her body off. The next week, she weighed herself and was pleased to see some positive results. Her friend asked her, "are you going to cut off anything else?" To which the woman replied, "no, I think I'll quit while I'm ahead!" Rate This Joke 1 2 3 4 5 ?? View Rating
Submitted by Lazlow from UK.