An angel comes down from heaven and is walking around a park when he comes upon a statue of Adam and Eve. He thinks to himself, "Hmm...I am an angel, I have powers, and I like Adam & Eve! I'll make it come to life."
The angel uses his powers to make the statue come to life. Immediately after Adam and Eve come to life they run in to the bushes and start rustling around the leaves.
The angel figures, that after years of being completely still Adam would want a little "somtin' somtin'" from Eve.
After about 20 minutes the two emerge from the bushes with their hair ruffled. The go back onto their platform and turn into copper.
The angel decides he like Adam and Eve so much that he is going to bring them back to life again.
When Adam and Eve begin to move the two begin to argue. After a couple seconds Eve belts out, "Fine ADAM! I'll go back in the bushes, but this time I'll hold the pigeon and YOU shit on it's head."