This joke takes place back when white men were kicking Native Americans out of their homeland. The strongest and bravest chief, Chief Bowels, was being forced off his land by European settlers. So he went to his local witchdoctor for advice.
"What's the problem, Chief Bowels?"
asked the witch doctor.
"Bowels no move" replied the chief.
The witch doctor nodded in agreement, gave bowels some medicinal herbs, and sent him on his way.
The next day, Chief Bowels returns to the witch doctor. "Bowels NO MOVE" he proclaims! The doctor agrees with him, and gives him more medicine.
The third day, the chief visits once again: "Bowels move. Bowels have to move. Teepee full of crap."
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