Chatty Monk	Joke Number 49
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He's allowed to say only two words every 7 years. After the first 7 years, the elders bring him in and ask him for his 2 words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass and they bring him in for his 2 words. He clears his throat and says, "Bad food". They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass and they bring him in for his 2 words. "I quit," he says, "That's not surprising," the elders say, "You've done nothing but complain since you got here!" Rate This Joke 1 2 3 4 5 ?? View Rating
Submitted by kennyb.