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Life in a jar
Joke Number 446


this college psychologist brings in 2 jars and sand and rocks. in the first jar he put is the sand and then the rocks. the rocks dont fit so he says " the sand represents the little things in life and the rocks represent the more important things. if you spend more time on the little things, you cant fit in the big things." in the next jar he puts in the rocks first and then puts in the sand. it fills the jar perfectly. the teacher says, " if you concentrate on the more important things, the smaller things will fall into place. A jock then walks up and pours beer into the jar. it fills it perfectly. the teacher says " what does that mean?" the jock answers " even after doing all of these things there is still time for beer."
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