There was an Aussie guy driving his truck in the Australian outback. And 'cos he's in the Aussie outback he has a roo-bar on the front of his truck incase he hits something.
Suddenly he hits something big. He radio's into his station and says 'Hey guys, I've got a pig stuck in my roo-bar, how do I get it out?'
They radio back to him saying 'Cut the stomach open and the guts will fall out.'
He does this, then radios back in, 'Hey guys, I've got another problem...'
'What's that?'
'What do I do with the motorcycle and the helmet?'
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