A man is getting ready for his big night out with his girlfriend. he walks into a Pharmacist and asks for comdoms. he orders the biggest pack because he beleives he is going to get lucky, BIG TIME. after taking the comdoms and paying for them, he shoots the pharmacist an obvious wink and strolls out. later that night he turns up at his girlfriends house. His girl friend gives him a word of warning: "they are VERY protective so don't mention sex, ok?" the man walks in with the girls father eyeing him suspiciously, and they sit down for dinner. The man, eager to please, offers to say grace and they bow their heads.
Ten minutes later they are still sitting in silence. the girl leans over and whispers, "You didn't tell me you were such a religious man!" The poor man answers back:
"And you didn't tell me your father was a Pharmacist!"
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