British secret agent, James Bond walks into a lounge in a casino and sits next to a beautiful, exotic woman at the bar. He makes an obvious gesture to look at his gold wristwatch.
The woman notices this and asks, "Your date running a little late?"
"No," answers 007. "I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by 'Q' and I'm field testing it."
"Oh," exclaims the woman. "What does a special watch like that do?"
"It talks to me telapathically," explains the tall dark secret agent.
"Well then," begins the woman. "What is it saying to you now?"
Bond looks her in the eye and says, "It says that you aren't wearing any panties."
"It's not working, that special watch... I am wearing panties!" informs the young woman.
Tapping the face of the watch with his index finger, Bond mutters, "Bloody thing is running an hour fast."
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