A frog wanders into a Hong Kong bank and requests a forty thousand pound sterling loan for a new sports car.
The assistant,Di-Wak Pa is taken aback.
Further events compound this, as the frog does not have an account.
Worse, when asked for collateral he fishes in his pockets and produces a ceramic donkey, which he proudly places on the confused Pa's desk.
Attempting to get rid of her awkward customer, Pa requests that the frog provide a credit guarantor. This move makes the frog quite irate.
Insisting that his father is Keith Richards, he bundles Pa, with donkey,into the bank managers office.
Much to the chagrin of Pa, her manager seems on good terms with this irritating upstart and appears willing to give him finance.
She shows her manager the donkey and asks,'What Kind of collateral is this?'
'It's a nick-nack Pa Di-Wak, give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone.'