This guy is new in town, and one night he's checking out the local pub to see what it's like. He sits in a secluded corner of the bar and starts enjoying a Sam Adams. After about 5 minutes, he hears a voice tell him, "Hey man, Nice tie." He looks around, but on one is near him, so he shrugs it off and keeps drinking. About 5 minutes later, he hears the voice again, and it says, "That shirt really makes you look great!" Again he looks around and can't find anyone who might have said this to him. After another 5 minutes it happens again. This time the voice says, "That's a fantastic haircut. Very handsome." and the guy realizes that the voice is coming from the bowl of pretzels he's been snacking on. So he calls over the bartender and he's like, "Dude, this is gonna sound crazy, but I think the pretzels are speaking to me. They keep saying nice things."
"Of course," the bartender answers, "They're Complimentary."
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