Art Theft	Joke Number 35
There was a big break in at the Louvre Museum in Paris, but the theives were captured because their get-away vehicle, a van, couldn't get going before the police arrived. The police captain asked the head of the criminal band what was wrong with their get-away van and the thief replies, "We did not have enought Monet to get Degas to make the Van Gogh." Rate This Joke 1 2 3 4 5 ?? View Rating
Submitted by Bill from Virginia.