A Rabbi and A Priest get into a really bad car accident...
As a Man of the cloth.. The Priest says to the Rab. " I think we should give thanks to G-d for giving us life and letting us survive this accident"
"Agreed, Said the Rabbi, I just happen to have a bottle of Mogen Dsvid in my trunk for the Sabbath, let's say a blessing over the wine and say L'CHAIM, to Life"
"Great Idea!", said the Priest.
The Rabbi Pours the wine and the Priest says a bleessing..."Thank you God letting us survive this terrible accident without a scratch!" and the Rabbi says a blessing over the wine and hands the glass to the Priest.
"Please my friend, be first to drink"
"Thank you Rabbi!" and the Priest takes a sip... and hands the glass to the Rabbi
"Oh no thanks, Father. I'll just wait for the cop"