All Too Flat : Funny : Jokes

one night a man comes in a motel and tells the person at the front desk that he needs a room for the night. the person says "all our rooms are full but there is one haunted one". the man says "I DONT CARE GIMMI A ROOM, IN TIRED AND SLEEPY!". so the person gives him the keys to the room and leaves. in the middle of the night the man hears some chanting "when the log rolls over we'll all be dead" so the man hears it and is very scared. he jumps out the window and dies. the same thing happens to some business women. then a month later a professor comes in and the same thing happens to him but.....

..... he decides to investigate. he hears the chanting coming from the washroom then from the toilet. he opens the toilet seat and finds 3 ants on a lumps of poo.