Movie	Joke Number 30
Jerry Bruckheimer decides to make an action movie based on the lives of classical musicians. (work with me here). So he's auditioning several action stars and asking them which roles they'd like to play. Jerry asks Bruce Willis, and Bruce says, "I've always admired Vivaldi, can I play him?" and Jerry's like, "Sure." Then Jerry asks Sly Stallone who he'd like to play and Sly's like, "Yo, how 'bout Motzart?" and Jerry's like, "Ok, I think we can make that work." So then Jerry asks Arnold Schwartzenegger who he wants to play and Arnold says, "I'll be Bach." Joke Rating (30) Average: 3.28 # of Votes: 772 172 63 93 115 242 87 1 2 3 4 5 ?