The Panda Who Knew Too Much	Joke Number 292
A panda walks into a pub and asks for a sandwich. When the bartender brings the sandwich back, the panda swallows it in one gulp. Then the panda pulls out a shotgun and shoots the piano player.The bartender is outraged and shouts to the panda as he leaves "you just killed my piano player and now lou leave without paying". The panda simply replies "look in a dictionary". The bartender goes and gets a dictionary and looks up the word panda. There it is in black and white, the panda eats, shoots and leaves. Rate This Joke 1 2 3 4 5 ?? View Rating