A dog walks by a newspaper office. He sees a "Help Wanted" sign in the window, and decides that he needs a job, so he goes inside. He looked at the clerk and then licked the sign. The clerk, thinking this is very odd, takes him to the editor. She whispers to the editor, "He wants a JOB!" The editor laughs and says,"I'd like to help you, but... you have to be bilingual."
The dog says "meow!"
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