A Cuban, a Japanese man, and George Bush	Joke Number 259
A Cuban, a Japanese man, and George Bush are in an aeroplane. The plane runs into turbulence and begins to plummet towards the ground. The pilot says " Quick throw something out to get rid of some weight." The Cuban throws out a crate of cigars because he has loads of them. The Japenese man throws out a Konica camera because he has loads of them, and George Bush throws out a nuclear missile because he has loads of them. The plane lands safely in a field and as they walk to the nearest city they pass a house. In the garden a little girl is crying. She says " A crate of cigars fell from the sky and hit me in the head." They comfort thr girl and walk on. The next house they past a boy is sitting in the garden,crying and he says " A camera fell from the sky and hit me in the head." They say sorry to the boy and walk on. The next house they get to is in ruins. The house has been blown up but in the middle of the wreakage a boy is on the sofa laughing. They say, "what's so funny?" The boy replies, "I farted and my house blew up!" Rate This Joke 1 2 3 4 5 ?? View Rating
Submitted by Hywel from England.