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ATF News Archive
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  • 11-25-2004 - Happy Thanksgiving!
  • 11-24-2004 - Pardon our dust. ATF just moved to a new server so things may be a little odd for a few days.
  • 11-24-2004 - Ads??? Sellouts! Yeah, we know. See, our bandwidth costs are growing and the memberships just weren't covering it. So go ahead. Click an ad. You know you want to.
  • 10-27-2004 - Holy nut! Did you know we are the number one google hit for geeky? That's so huge!
  • 10-16-2004 - Good luck to the All Too Flat RPS team. Bring the cup back to the states!
  • 10-10-2004 - Happy Birthday Ben Stein!!!! 26 years of. . . is jackassery a word?
  • 09-27-2004 - Join us online for the 2004 Presidential Debate Drinking Game! IM or iChat alltooben at 9PM EST this Thursday 9/30 to get in the chatroom. Official Rules coming soon
  • 09-17-2004 - ATF has qualified again for the International Rock Paper Scissors Tournament in Toronto this year. Follow our training program in the new RPS Training Blog
  • 08-02-2004 - World's largest halibut caught!
  • 07-25-2004 - Man, there is just a positive flurry of activity around here. Look, it's nice and all, but I don't want you guys to get the wrong idea - we're not looking for anything serious.
  • 03-24-2004 - Don't miss the latest Ask the Fish update! These things only come around like Halley's Comet, for crissakes.
  • 02-27-2004 - New ATF product: "Persistence of Benjamin" Stein
  • 01-28-2004 - Huge! A new contest!
  • 01-18-2004 - Happy 2 Year Anniversary to ATF! That's like 2 years in Fish Years. To celebrate, we are going to post this headline.
  • 01-06-2004 - Check out the "Mathematical Pi" Music Video by Stephen Toner!
  • 11-15-2003 - Just wanted to say huge before all of November went by with no news.
  • 10-10-2003 - Happy Birthday to Ben! Here's to your next million...
  • 09-19-2003 - Arrrr, have a happy Talk-Like-A-Pirate-Day, matey. Shiver me timbers!
  • 09-16-2003 - The ATF West Coast office is now open for business!
  • 08-15-2003 - ATF is proud to announce the opening of our first West Coast office (as soon as Ton finishes driving there)
  • 07-11-2003 - Hey! We got a link (and Biggz got a personal thanks) on Dave Barry's personal blog. Pretty huge!
  • 06-30-2003 - Our cube prank got a little article written about it.
  • 06-27-2003 - Ignore that last news item - the really exciting thing at Astor Place was removed by the city at 8:15 Thursday night. So if you missed it, you'll have to wait for the next ATF update! (Coming soon)
  • 06-26-2003 - Do you live in New York City? Go, right now, to Astor Place, to see the funniest thing that ATF has ever done. You'll know what it is once you get there. Full pictorial to come, but you really want to see this while it's still up. I promise you won't be disappointed.
  • 06-25-2003 - Who's the first google hit for "Dumbledores's Army"? Go on, guess. So huge. On the other hand, I can't believe it's not a link to the premieres page.
  • 06-20-2003 - Happy .gif liberation day! Now that the patent on LZW has expired, elgoog is that much closer to being legal!
  • 06-03-2003 - 2/3 of us are no longer contributing to this country's GDP.
  • 06-02-2003 - Well this place is becoming just a regular hive of bloggy goodness. Check out AttentionDeficitDisorderly Too Flat, over in the Bandits corner of the eworld.
  • 05-27-2003 - All Too Flat is now featured as a "cool" site in the DMOZ listing. We got a gold star!
  • 05-26-2003 - The ATF team has recently had some inspiration and are planning on some updates. (A lame excuse for news, I know, but didn't want anyone to have a heart attack and die from surprise when we add something new)
  • 05-13-2003 - We were having some problems with our web host. They pulled the plug on us because we were dominating the traffic on their server. But we're back now, coming to you live from a new web server. There will be some technical issues for a few more days, but they will be sorted out as soon as feasible.
  • 04-29-2003 - Really, we might as well have made the poll read: The Matrix or Not The Matrix
  • 04-09-2003 - Hmmm... It's either the case that someone is playing silly buggers with the poll, or Jennifer Aniston is cuter than I think. Of course, I've voted for Blanche a few times, so what do I know?
  • 04-07-2003 - Ben ordered an Apple Powerbook (15" G4) and Kennyb ordered a Dell Inspiron 600m. Expect new updates to the Switch Blog and the Stuck-in-my-Windows-World-downloading-windows-drivers-on-Christmas-and-I-was-like-huh Blog.
  • 04-03-2003 - elgooG is featured as hack #91 in the Google Hacks book by O'Reilly. And a recent article on ZDnet flooded our server. :(
  • 03-25-2003 - Check it out! All four of our little bloggy news pages were updated on the same day!
  • 03-16-2003 - I learned an important lesson last night: as a general rule, women do not like having their grammar corrected at house parties. Who knew?
  • 03-10-2003 - After nearly a month-long hiatus, ATFactual is back!
  • 03-05-2003 - Just got back from an ATF trip to Mardi Gras. Pictures coming soon!
  • 02-19-2003 - A scientist card has been misprinted! It's worse than the upside-down airplane: Willebrand Snell's card has been printed as a reflection of the original!
  • 02-18-2003 - We are the first hit in a Google search for Alex Rodriguez cornish hen. Now that we've reached that milestone, we're thinking about shutting down the site.
  • 02-16-2003 - Happy Birthday Kennyb!
  • 02-14-2003 - Happy V-Day to all our peeps out there in internet land.
  • 02-11-2003 - 2/3 of us now have wireless networks in our apartments. Highly recommend it!
  • 01-20-2003 - We at ATF have recently learned of the passing of Oolong, the Japanese Balancing Rabbit. We are stunned, and our hearts and thoughts to out to his owner in this difficult time. We'll miss you, Oolong.
  • 01-19-2003 - We were going to mention that yesterday was All Too Flat's 1 year anniversary, but we were worried that Dov would just think we were acting like rock stars, so we didn't mention it.
  • 01-06-2003 - Well, I appear to have erased the most recent 2 news entries. Does that count as a site update? Or does that mean things are getting worse? Nonetheless, there appears to be some recent activity on the ATF front, so keep your fingers crossed!
  • 12-28-2002 - Hmmm... Its been one month since something newsworthy has happened. That's really sad. Maybe we should have a new year's resolution to update the site in 2003. That's way better than my current resolve to eliminate complex carbodhydrates from my diet.
  • 12-28-2002 - This is exciting. We made New Scientist's 2002: The Year in Technology article. Go figure.
  • 11-28-2002 - We were in the New York Times.
  • 11-26-2002 - The Crossword Contest results are in! Congratulations to J.D. from Canby, Oregon.
  • 11-18-2002 - Well, we got whooped at the World Rock-Paper-Scissors Tournament. Maybe they'll hold it in NYC in 2003?
  • 11-07-2002 - ATF is sending a team to the World Rock-Paper-Scissors Championships in Toronto on November 16th! Come cheer us on! (or compete yourself, if you think you've got what it takes!)
  • 10-30-2002 - Well! Seems like that little nightmare is over. All of ATF is back online, and doing fine. Be sure not to miss the ATFact that went unseen for all of yesterday. It's real funny.
  • 10-29-2002 - Seems that the php server at OLM hosting is down, so no database stuff until it's back up. Sorry!
  • 10-29-2002 - We seem to be having some issues with the database today. Certain portions of the site (ATFact, Ask the Fish) may not work for a little while. It is under investigation.
  • 10-25-2002 - Crossword Contest! Only 6 more days to enter your crossword answers!
  • 10-15-2002 - No one here is really sure if we belong in such exalted company, but this review is pretty stinking cool.
  • 10-10-2002 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Ben!!! The big 2-4, over.
  • 08-18-2002 - Visit us in Central Park today (South side of the Great Lawn). We'll have a sign.
  • 08-15-2002 - Puzzle Contest is over! Thanks to all who entered. We'll announce the winner shortly!
  • 08-13-2002 - The ATF team is making its first public appearance this Sunday, noon-4pm in Central Park! Come make us laugh and win a free popcycle! (Download this event to Outlook or Palm Desktop)
  • 08-11-2002 - Only a couple more days left in the Puzzle Contest.
  • 08-06-2002 - In case you're interested, here are all the two letter words in Scrabble.
  • 07-31-2002 - It's official: 369,000+ unique visitors in July! Thanks for coming by everyone!
  • 07-30-2002 - Only 2 more weeks to enter the Puzzle Contest.
  • 07-27-2002 - HUGE shout-out to Rob for the digital camera! If only I could figure out how to work my serial port...
  • 07-23-2002 - WELCOME! We just moved to a new host! Let us know if you see any bugs.
  • 07-20-2002 - We were the Yahoo Pick of the Day! Huge! And we're in their listings under Entertainment>Humor.
  • 07-15-2002 - Our first writeup in a newspaper, the St. Petersberg Times. Cool!
  • 07-14-2002 - Ben moved into an apartment in NYC. Awesome. Oh, and 4 days after our 100,000th hit, we've got 175,000. Pretty Sweet!
  • 07-12-2002 - We were the Site of the Nite on TechTV! Huge!
  • 07-11-2002 - HUGE HUGE HUGE!!! We got our 100,000th hit today! Awesome! Oh, and we have 91,000 hits in July so far! Who's house????? Thanks to all the bloggers out there for the links!
  • 07-11-2002 - ADOZ (Ton's band) is playing in NYC at Arlene's Grocery Thursday night at midnight.
  • 07-04-2002 - Happy 4th of July! Sorry for the lack of updates recently.
  • 06-25-2002 - Congratulations to Sean for staking out his own little online homestead. The Court of the Crisco Bandit: (Warning: This link leads to politically conscious blogging)
  • 06-25-2002 - WE NEED A DIGITAL CAMERA! Will someone give us one?!?? We'll even take an old crappy, disposable one. (no really. we're serious. we need one.)
  • 06-19-2002 - All our pictures are finally in the Google Image Search
  • 06-18-2002 - New contest! Yay!
  • 06-17-2002 - The Writing Contest is over! Thanks to all who entered. There will be a new contest coming soon. Stay tuned!
  • 06-17-2002 - USA! USA! USA!
  • 06-15-2002 - Garden party was cancelled! It was rescheduled though. Where: Enchanted garden at 9th st and Ave C. When: Sat. 6/29, 5-11pm What: Music, booze, plants, etc. $5. Huge? See you there!
  • 06-14-2002 - ENORMOUSLY BIG HUGE PROPS to Horseradish Tree for getting a job in New York City!
  • 06-11-2002 - The Fish has recovered from his extended leave of absence, and is back answering questions like it ain't no thang. Thank you all for all the emails of concern; special thanks to Mr. Tony Randall for that wonderful fruit basket.
  • 06-04-2002 - 10,000th visitor since the Official Site Launch (1/18/02)!!! HUGE!
  • 06-04-2002 - Helen Newman Lion update.
  • 06-03-2002 - Our immortality rings never came. Alex Chiu (don't follow that link!) is a liar and a fraud!
  • 06-03-2002 - Last weeks Ask the Dog has been held over an extra week due to it's extreme popularity. Well, I'll be honest: this weeks Ask the Fish has been postponed due to a serious derth of questions. I blame all of the ATF devotees at Bloomberg.
  • 05-30-2002 - According to Alexa, we are the 443,720th most popular site on the internet!
  • 05-29-2002 - Only 2 weeks left to put the finishing touches on your Writing Contest submissions!
  • 05-28-2002 - The Fish has been feeling under the water, so we outsourced this week's Ask the Fish
  • 05-28-2002 - After a brief haitus, kennyblog is back. Sorry for the delay.
  • 05-23-2002 - Why haven't you seen Episode II in a digital theater yet?!?!
  • 05-20-2002 - Ben is officially unemployed in NYC! You'd think that would mean more ATF updates, but alas, this week's Ask the Fish might be a little delayed...
  • 05-15-2002 - We're a hot topic! Elgoog has been on message boards at I Help You Services, Harmony Central, Hardware.fr (yes, it's in French!), Notreforum (more French), Acii.free.fr (we're popular with the French!), and Web Rank Info. Merveilleux!
  • 05-15-2002 - Ben's last day of work! Woohoo!!!!
  • 05-15-2002 - Much thanks to Sean Collins for the name of the new blog section of ATF: Autobiographically Too Flat!
  • 05-15-2002 - Elgoog is on a discussion thread at Webmaster World. I don't know what that means, but it seems really geeky, so we're psyched!
  • 05-08-2002 - We have cool new things in our store, including BiATCh aprons, golf shirts, and scientist card travel mugs and frosty mugs!
  • 05-06-2002 - We are the number one Google result for "Geeky Wallpaper!"
  • 05-04-2002 - Spider-man? Awesome. Star Wars? 10 days? Awesome.
  • 05-01-2002 - All Too Flat Mobile is officially launched! For more info, check out the ATFm Information Pages.
  • 04-29-2002 - Alright! We are officially the three millionth, two hundred forty six thousandth, six hundred and ninety-eighth most popular site on the internet!
  • 04-23-2002 - Wow! We actually updated this site! yay! Enter our new contest.
  • 04-22-2002 - Happy Earth Day! I was going to put a tie-dyed shirt on the fish, but I couldn't find one that fit.
  • 04-22-2002 - And speaking of shirts, the latest breakdown of stuff sold at Malltooflat is as follows: 4 shirts, 4 mugs, a pair of boxers, and a tote bag. And it was Kennyb who bought his own boxers. Total disaster. Step up to the proverbial plate and purchase the not-so-proverbial underpants already!
  • 04-09-2002 - So, the poetry section of Alltooflat has been growing like Peeps in microwave. Thanks to all of the authors!
  • 04-06-2002 - We're really pumped about our new online store. SO HUGE! Go ahead- Buy something!
  • 04-03-2002 - Underlined our hyperlinks. Better or worse?
  • 04-01-2002 - April Fools!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAH!
  • 03-31-2002 - The Contest Contest is officially over! Thanks to everyone who entered. The judges will meet and results will be posted. Stay tuned!
  • 03-20-2002 - You can now get a cute little fish icon next to All Too Flat in your IE Favorites.
  • 03-19-2002 - Only 12 more days to get your Contest Contest entries in! Hurry up!
  • 03-18-2002 - 2 months since our official site launch!
  • 03-15-2002 - All Too Flat won the Arishost Site of the Month! Hooray!
  • 03-13-2002 - We earned our immortality rings! Thanks for everyone who helped out! Look for the alltooflat.com/geeky/immortality page coming soon!
  • 03-11-2002 - Gave our URL to Bill Nye the Science Guy. Not sure if he's been here yet. But I'm sure he'll let us know when he sees his very own trading card.
  • 03-10-2002 - Happy birthday Ben's Mom! Also, the first weekly responses to the Ask the Fish advice column are up today!
  • 03-07-2002 - Catch Agent000 tonight in NYC at Tobacco Road.
  • 03-02-2002 - Whoa. We had over 2 weeks with no updates to the site. Disaster. But we're back with a new weekly advice column, so that should keep thing moving.
  • 02-25-2002 - 18 contest entries so far and we only need 30 more clicks to win FREE IMMORTALITY RINGS!!! (must be from unique IP addresses)
  • 02-20-2002 - We have the 4th link on a Google search for "cheese bible." Not too shabby!
  • 02-18-2002 - One month since our official site lauch and a little over 1,000 visitors! Pretty sweet!
  • 02-17-2002 - Dara met Kennyb for the first time!
  • 02-15-2002 - Hooray for Laura, our D.D. for the evening! She provided much beer fueled mayhem and shameless ATF self-promotion!
  • 02-13-2002 - We've got 7 contest entries (huge) but only 12 people have tried to help us get imortality rings.
  • 02-10-2002 - Kennybackfromscubadiving!
  • 02-09-2002 - All Too Flat Contest Contest is ON!
  • 02-08-2002 - Agent000, Ton's band, is playing tomorrow night at the Nines in Ithaca
  • 02-08-2002 - PLEASE CLICK ON THIS RIDICULOUS LINK TO HELP US GET SOME FREE IMMORTALITY RINGS!!! In an unrelated news story, Jacob is a douchebag.
  • 02-07-2002 - We got a link on Losers.org. Huge! Google PageRank going up!
  • 02-06-2002 - Huge shout out to Jeremy for hooking ATF up BIG TIME! (this is about a month late, but we didn't know where to put it. And you probably won't see this for a month anyway... oh well.) And a shout out to Wendy too, for a really funny cheese pun :)
  • 02-04-2002 - Mulholland Drive (by David Lynch) is amazing. Go see it. (although you might have to wait for DVD at this point...)
  • 02-03-2002 - Worst SuperBowl commercials ever.
  • 02-01-2002 - Kennyb is scuba diving for the week, so don't expect him to respond to much e-mail...

  • 04-28-2009 - ATF will be undergoing server maintenance in 2009. Stay tuned for the relaunch of Puppy Recycling as a subdomain!
  • 03-25-2009 - The alt_text archive is now on Twitter! Follow @alt_text for updates! http://twitter.com/alt_text
  • 11-30-2008 - ATF is publishing a new blog: First World Problems, detailing exactly why it's so difficult being alive in this era of plenty. Yay!
  • 10-30-2008 - Is this thing on?
  • 04-01-2008 - Oh, also - Congrats to Ton on getting engaged! Soon the entire triumvirate will have tied the knot!
  • 04-01-2008 - Added the conclusion to The Da Vinci Cod to Adventures!
  • 10-12-2007 - Added Adrian Brody to Celebrity Photos
  • 10-09-2007 - Ken and Ally got married! (H-word redacted)
  • 09-30-2007 - Astor Place Rubik's Cube Prank on CNN
  • 09-28-2007 - Added new celebrity photos (Bill Murray & Jason Schwartzman!)
  • 09-22-2007 - All Too Flat is no longer banned at Panera Bread!
  • 08-27-2007 - Now I whizgiggle at them!
  • 04-28-2007 - Added the first LolFlat.
  • 02-02-2007 - Preorder Harry Potter 7 at Amazon! Huge!
  • 01-28-2007 - Added new words to the two letter Scrabble word list
  • 01-18-2007 - Happy 5th birthday ATF! That's 5 in fish years!
  • 01-01-2007 - Kennybridegroom!! Kennyb and Ally got engaged this weekend! SO HUGE!
  • 12-12-2006 - ATF launches What Should I Get just in time for the holidays. Check it out! It's rad.
  • 12-02-2006 - *tumbleweed blows through*
  • 09-05-2006 - HOLY CARP! Ben Stein and Arin Kramer tie the knot! Best thing ever!
  • 07-26-2006 - Help us piece together the profile at Stein the Ghost
  • 07-02-2006 - 12 new jokes a day! (It's finally time to read all the pending jokes in our database.)
  • 06-07-2006 - Big ups to Kenny Freedom for taking 2nd place in the US West Coast Regional RPS Tournament!
  • 06-04-2006 - Added The Da Vinci Cod to Adventures
  • 05-19-2006 - Welcome, Giant Magazine readers! Click here for Sean T. Collins's blog.
  • 04-08-2006 - Nothin'
  • 04-03-2006 - In regards to the last What's New item, there's a moral to the story: Be careful what you wish for.
  • 04-02-2006 - I'll tell you what's NOT new on ATF: Kennyblog. Get your g-d d----d act together, dude.
  • 03-16-2006 - We didn't say a goddamn word about either Pi Day or the Ides of March. We are the worst nerds in the world.
  • 02-26-2006 - Say hello to our new sister site Ads and Haikus run by Kenny Freedom
  • 02-16-2006 - Happy Birthday, Kennyb!
  • 01-31-2006 - SotU Drinking Game. 9pm tonight. Google Talk. Be there.
  • 01-18-2006 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY ATF!! We're 4 years old today! (which is like 4 years old in fish years)
  • 01-12-2006 - Last years alttexts are up and ready for viewing. Funny, funny stuff.
  • 01-03-2006 - Happy New Year! Our new year's resolution is to update the site more, which is funny because it was last year's resolution too.
  • 12-25-2005 - Merry Christmas from your friends at All Too Flat! And from Ben, too. (He's not your friend.)
  • 11-19-2005 - We've been fixing up our infrastucture, so hopefully all the server errors are a thing of the past!
  • 10-30-2005 - Added Gates to Adventures
  • 10-30-2005 - Added Celebrity Photographs to Serious
  • 10-25-2005 - Also, I seriously apologize for the non-humorous content. Please forgive me.
  • 10-25-2005 - Ben's Medical Technology blog comes out of stealth mode.
  • 10-09-2005 - News! An article about the Google Mirror in the Daily Titan (that's Cal State Fullerton's newspaper). Thanks Jenny!
  • 10-05-2005 - Seanblog is rocking a month-long blogging marathon, chock-full of Clive Barker-y goodness. Get well more than your fill of horror exegesis!
  • 09-24-2005 - New Prank! The Post-it Note Prank
  • 09-18-2005 - Added All Too Flat Postage Stamps to the Store
  • 09-03-2005 - Update! Crossingman sightings now uses the Google Maps interface! Also added a bunch of new sightings!
  • 09-01-2005 - "There's no America out there except America to respond to it. We've got to do it ourselves." -- Col. Austen Bay. Please consider donating to a reputable charity like American Red Cross to help relieve the devastation wrought by Hurricane Katrina.
  • 07-29-2005 - ATF is now the internet's one-stop-shop for horror blogging. How in god's name did that happen?
  • 07-05-2005 - HUGE! Guess who's engaged to be wed in holy flatrimony!?! (Hint 1, Hint 2)
  • 06-27-2005 - Save the date! ATF is giving an RPS Clinic at the Coney Island Museum on July 10th at 5pm. Come on out!
  • 06-02-2005 - Added new products to the store
  • 06-01-2005 - Congrats to Lily on her first tooth! Huge!
  • 05-28-2005 - Team ATF represented at the New York RPS tournament in Brooklyn.
  • 04-17-2005 - Renamed "All Too Flat Software" to Flatware
  • 04-16-2005 - New! Now you can get site updates through our new RSS feed.
  • 04-16-2005 - The Realtor Prank was written up in the New York Post
  • 04-04-2005 - Added Open House to Pranks
  • 03-23-2005 - ATF helps out with Improv Everywhere's Look up More Prank (36, 37, 40, 41, 42)
  • 03-08-2005 - I can't believe I haven't linked this yet. Hey: Kennyb, and some actually talented writers, are writing for The Shaved Report, a news satire site. Go check it out.
  • 03-04-2005 - Pictures from Kennyb's 27th Birthday Party now up!
  • 03-01-2005 - Check out Seans new blog: The Outbreak. Really good stuff.
  • 02-13-2005 - Made Old Alttext Quotes viewable.
  • 02-13-2005 - Our RPS Team was written up in the Cornell Alumni Magazine (big download)
  • 02-13-2005 - Added Gates to Pranks
  • 02-08-2005 - We got 107 hits from Google searches for "Dorks Gone Wild" in the 24 hours after it appeared on The Simpsons
  • 02-07-2005 - Watch us play RPS on ZedTV.
  • 02-01-2005 - ATF teamed up with Improv Everywhere for their No Pants Subway Ride
  • 01-18-2005 - Added "This is Awkward" apparel to the store
  • 01-04-2005 - Added Sparkles to Pranks
  • 01-01-2005 - 2005 - The year of the Halibut!
  • 12-20-2004 - Join the new All Too Flat social network!
  • 12-19-2004 - Added ATF Suggest to etc
  • 12-15-2004 - Added Lawsuit against Citibank to RPS 2004
  • 12-15-2004 - Bit of a facelift on the homepage.
  • 11-14-2004 - Ask the Fish is now done blog style
  • 11-08-2004 - See the ATF RPS Team on CNN (12MB)
  • 11-04-2004 - Huge! A new Ask The Fish!
  • 10-31-2004 - Update! Joke ratings are back! Also added over 100 new jokes.
  • 10-25-2004 - An update on the Lion Prank
  • 10-20-2004 - 2004 Rock-Paper-Scissors Championships
  • 10-09-2004 - Added RPS news articles from the New York Sun and the New York Press (pdf)
  • 09-20-2004 - Added Comments to the RPS Blog
  • 09-19-2004 - There's a new Ask The Fish for your perusal. Go on, peruse.
  • 09-16-2004 - Added Rock-Paper-Scissors Training Blog
  • 08-08-2004 - Alltooflat hits the The Fish Parade!
  • 07-25-2004 - A new Ask the Fish is up!
  • 07-18-2004 - Added Penny Myth to Myths Exposed
  • 07-06-2004 - Hey hey! A new Ask The Fish! See, those rumors of our untimely demise were completely unfounded.
  • 04-29-2004 - Elgoog files for OPI
  • 03-24-2004 - A new Ask The Fish! Now with 10% funnier answers! (Funny answers not guaranteed)
  • 03-05-2004 - Added Piggies to etc
  • 02-19-2004 - New! ATF mosaic poster and wallpaper.
  • 02-09-2004 - Added Fantasy Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show to etc
  • 01-28-2004 - Make sure to flex your poetic skillz in our new Magnetic Poetry Contest
  • 01-25-2004 - Added Stink-o-Grams to Funny
  • 01-22-2004 - 2004 State of the Union Drinking Game
  • 12-15-2003 - Yet another Ask the Fish!
  • 12-01-2003 - Hey hey! A new Ask the Fish!
  • 11-15-2003 - Added Rock-Paper-Scissors 2003 to ATF Adventures
  • 10-18-2003 - New! View the results of old polls (finally).
  • 09-20-2003 - Update! Added 39 new jokes
  • 09-14-2003 - Added Generic Comment Cards to Serious
  • 09-08-2003 - Update! Magnetic Poetry now works in IE!
  • 09-02-2003 - Surprise! A new Ask The Fish.
  • 08-29-2003 - New! Online Magnetic Poetry.
  • 08-15-2003 - Added Blackout 2003 to ATF Adventures
  • 08-01-2003 - Another Fish Myth update!
  • 06-29-2003 - Added Astor Cube to Pranks
  • 06-21-2003 - Added Harry Potter 5 to ATF Premiers
  • 06-05-2003 - The Google Mirror is back!
  • 06-03-2003 - New Mousie Adventures
  • 05-31-2003 - Fun new rant interface
  • 05-27-2003 - New Ask the Fish
  • 05-25-2003 - The Jokes Repository is back!
  • 05-04-2003 - New! All Too Flat Software.
  • 04-03-2003 - The first Google Mirror Mirror is up!
  • 03-22-2003 - Added 100 haikus to Poetry
  • 03-19-2003 - Don't miss the ATF picks for this years Men's NCAA basketball tourney!
  • 03-17-2003 - A small update to the lion prank
  • 03-07-2003 - Geeks Gone Wild Mardi Gras 2003 SO HUGE!!!
  • 02-25-2003 - Update! Added 61 new jokes!
  • 02-20-2003 - New! The Google Mirror FAQ
  • 02-19-2003 - New Scientist Card
  • 02-19-2003 - New item in the store: bobble-head A-Rod's head on a cornish hen on a teddy bear's shirt.
  • 02-19-2003 - Real-life Where's Waldo added to /etc
  • 02-19-2003 - Update to the lion prank
  • 02-09-2003 - Sign up for a free username.
  • 02-05-2003 - A new feature at ATF: ATF Polls! (Vote once per day)
  • 02-02-2003 - New Ask the Dogfish.
  • 01-22-2003 - ATF Birthday" Celebration"
  • 01-07-2003 - New uses for ATF Membership cards
  • 01-07-2003 - More Crossing Man sightings!
  • 12-14-2002 - This is the first news item - so huge!
  • 01-06-2003 - All Too Factual is back!
  • 01-06-2003 - New Ask the Fish.
  • 01-04-2003 - A new year, a new OS. New! The Apple Switch Blog
  • 12-18-2002 - Added a picture of Bobble-Head Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez's head on a cornish hen to etc
  • 12-08-2002 - New Ask the Fish. Finally.
  • 11-19-2002 - New layout for Scientist Cards
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  • 11-07-2002 - New Ask the Fish
  • 10-24-2002 - A new feature on ATF: AllTooFactual: "News" from the mind of Alltooflats answer to Peter Jennings
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  • 10-08-2002 - We test if teeth dissolve in Coke in Myths Exposed
  • 10-07-2002 - New Ask the Fish
  • 10-03-2002 - Have You Seen This Man? An update to the Crossing Man story.
  • 09-30-2002 - Audio from the All Too Flat poetry slam is now available!
  • 09-28-2002 - New ATF bags on sale in Mall Too Flat. Check out the Crossing man bag!
  • 09-22-2002 - New Ask the Fish
  • 09-17-2002 - New! Search feature in the Joke Repository
  • 08-22-2002 - Read about our first public appearance!
  • 08-20-2002 - The Puzzle Contest Results have been posted!
  • 08-13-2002 - The original cast of the BiATCh is selling on Ebay!
  • 08-11-2002 - New! The Crossing Man prank!
  • 08-04-2002 - Added a bunch of new jokes.
  • 08-01-2002 - Added You're the man now, Fish to Funny
  • 07-31-2002 - Added responses to our myths.
  • 07-31-2002 - Added cool places that link to us.
  • 07-31-2002 - Updated Ask the Fish.
  • 07-23-2002 - New scientist card.
  • 07-22-2002 - New! What Would Cheesus Do? products in the Store!
  • 07-21-2002 - Yet another Ask the Fish.
  • 07-14-2002 - Updated Ask the Fish. Finally!
  • 07-07-2002 - New scientist card (in honor of Ted Williams).
  • 07-04-2002 - Added poetry slam pictures
  • 06-25-2002 - Updated Lion prank.
  • 06-24-2002 - Updated Ask the Fish.
  • 06-24-2002 - New scientist card.
  • 06-23-2002 - Fish Myth update.
  • 06-18-2002 - New Puzzle Contest.
  • 06-17-2002 - Ask the Fish posted.
  • 06-17-2002 - Writing Contest results!
  • 06-17-2002 - Weren't expecting this, were you? More haiku by kennyb!
  • 06-13-2002 - Added a site map. The link is on the footer.
  • 06-11-2002 - New Ask the Fish posted. Sorry for the haitus.
  • 06-06-2002 - Funny Google searches that direct people to All Too Flat in /atf/etc
  • 06-06-2002 - New Scientist Trading Card
  • 05-30-2002 - Added All Too Flat ring tones for Nokia cell phones to /atf/etc/
  • 05-29-2002 - New Fish Graph Sweatshirt
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  • 05-29-2002 - Added "Links to Us" on our Inspiration Page
  • 05-28-2002 - New Ask the Fish. Huge!
  • 05-24-2002 - Added 6-pack ring to Myths Exposed
  • 05-23-2002 - Added Myths Exposed
  • 05-22-2002 - Moved ATFm to /atf/etc
  • 05-14-2002 - A window into the life of a third of the fish: Kennyblog!
  • 05-12-2002 - Weekly Ask the Fish
  • 05-08-2002 - New products in Mall Too Flat
  • 05-06-2002 - Added weekly Ask the Fish (Note: Assuming 8 days a week)
  • 05-05-2002 - Added /atf/etc- a place for misc. content
  • 05-04-2002 - Updated Scientist Cards: First card in Series 2!
  • 05-01-2002 - All Too Flat Mobile OFFICIAL LAUNCH!!!
  • 05-01-2002 - All Too Flat Mobile Joke repository.
  • 04-28-2002 - Bimonthly Ask the Fish
  • 04-28-2002 - Some new guest poetry.
  • 04-23-2002 - The Contest Contest Results are in!
  • 04-14-2002 - Weekly Ask the Fish
  • 04-09-2002 - New pages from "A Jackass in the Attic" have been released to the public! We give you The Tale of Bumblesneer
  • 04-09-2002 - Themis meets Sappho: The Law and Order Haiku Cycle
  • 04-07-2002 - New! Haikus by guest poets
  • 04-07-2002 - Weekly Ask the Fish
  • 04-06-2002 - Launched Mall Too Flat!
  • 04-04-2002 - Updated Scientist Cards and wallpaper
  • 04-03-2002 - Haiku Heaven! More poetry added by Sean and Kennybassho
  • 03-31-2002 - Updated the Making of the Bible According to Cheese
  • 03-31-2002 - Weekly Ask the Fish
  • 03-24-2002 - Weekly Ask the Fish
  • 03-22-2002 - You can now view the Daily Rant Archive.
  • 03-21-2002 - ATF is now the host of a Google Mirror! Check it out!
  • 03-20-2002 - Add ATF icon next to link in Favorites(IE only)
  • 03-18-2002 - Archived old news
  • 03-17-2002 - Updated Ask the Fish
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  • 03-10-2002 - Added How Much Inside Cockeyed
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  • 03-03-2002 - Updated Scientist Cards
  • 03-02-2002 - Added Ask the Fish
  • 02-15-2002 - Added Geeks Gone Wild
  • 02-09-2002 - Alltoostupid translator in full effect.
  • 02-09-2002 - Added the Contest Contest
  • 02-05-2002 - Added Mall Too Flat (preview).
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  • 01-31-2002 - Added the Making of the Bible According to Cheese.
  • 01-29-2002 - Added All Too Flash.
  • 01-21-2002 - Added Scientist Trading Cards.
  • 01-20-2002 - Added the Lion prank.
  • 01-20-2002 - Added the Daily Rant.
  • 01-19-2002 - Seans Corner added to the poetry section.
  • 01-18-2002 - OFFICIAL SITE LAUNCH!
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  • 01-09-2002 - Updated our personal pages.
  • 01-09-2002 - Added the FAQ
  • 01-02-2002 - The Bible According to Cheese
  • 12-27-2001 - We made it into Google finally!
  • 12-26-2001 - Jokes and updated Name Me.
  • 12-25-2001 - We got a link on Cockeyed! Huge! Our first external link! Maybe our Google PageRank will go up past zero!
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