Autobiographically Too Flat

Another day, another blog entry. I'm thinking probably next week I might switch to a M/W/F format. Or potentially only T/Th entries. We'll see how that goes.

I've got something of a confession to make. Not a confession so much, as a tidbit to share. I've got a serious amount of midget porn. (Funny that you can use the term "serious" in conjunction with a concept like "midget porn," huh?) I mean, it's not piled in stacks or anything, but I definitely have more than the average Joe. A couple of dvds, a tape or two. Now, I don't want you to get the idea that I get off on midget porn - it's just one of those things that have collected in my video collection over the years.

To be honest, I blame Ben, who keeps giving it to me. I mean, you ask once, and then the deluge. And out of what has to be almost 10 hours of tiny titty-humping and dwarven DDA, I've only been able to watch about a half hour, total. It's really profoundly disturbing stuff.

This is not the point, however. The point is, my housemate Jeff has become fascinated with the stuff. Back in the day, when Jorge was living with us, they sat down together and watched about 15 minutes of what I believe was Bridget the Midget in Radio Lays. But I came into the apartment yesterday and Jeff was there; as soon as I walked in he started talking about his day and how it mostly involved sitting down and watching most of Snow White and the 3 Dwarves. And I know for a fact that he was watching the alien nympho-midgets from outer space dvd the other day (that's not the real name of it, but that's definitely the gist of the movie), 'cuz I found it in the dvd player. So I'm a little concerned.

Of course, what the Hell do I have to be concerned about. I'm the pervert with all the midget porn. In any case, he told me he had all of Twin Peaks on video, so he can't be all bad. Trying to decide if it's a good idea to get involved with that during the summer - nothing like sitting inside in the dark on a beautiful night watching Kyle McLaughlin not have sex with Sherilyn Fenn. What kind of decision was that, anyway?