NEW YORK, NY - Citing what experts called the "alarming" potential for the proliferation of computer-animated rapping-marsupial technology, the UN Security Council voted unanimously today to impose harsh sanctions on Warner Bros. studios for their "unprovoked, deliberately belligerent" release of Kangaroo Jack.

The Responsible CGI Act, as the measure is called, is intended as a direct response to this weekend's highest-grossing film, the tale of two bumbling con men's attempts to retreive stolen cash from a computer-animated kangaroo who wears a sweatshirt and sunglasses and raps in an Australian accent. "The civilized nations of the world simply cannot tolerate such flagrant disregard for international standards of decency," said Chief UN Weapons Inspector and Chairman of the UNCGAHHANPC (United Nations Computer-Generated Anthropomorphized Hip-Hop Aficionado Non-Proliferation Committee), Hans Blix.

Singled out in the sanctions was Kangaroo Jack star Jerry O'Connell, who through his participation in the film violated the terms of his participation the 2001 Tomcats Accords.

ATFact correspondent Amanda Ferguson Collins broke this story.