NEW YORK, NY - Users of the 7th floor men's lavatory at 435 Hudson Street were advised to wear galoshes today as a sizable puddle of urine was found yet again in front of the second urinal from the left.

"This sort of thing hadn't happened in a while, so when I went into the bathroom it wasn't even on my mind," said information technology manager Kevin Ho, 42, the first to discover the piss puddle. "But when I walked up to the urinal to pee, I looked down at the floor, and sure enough, there it was, glistening in the flourescent light. Whoever he is, he's back, and I defy you to tell me he just 'missed.'"

Ho said he was referring to a mystery pisser who, over the course of the last two months, has left a sizable quantity of urine on the bathroom floor, despite his close proximity to any number of preferable urine depository mechanisms.

"Hell, even if he took a squirt in the sink, it wouldn't be so bad as what he's been doing," said Ho while washing his hands. "I mean, my shoelaces are untied, and those suckers are basically piss-wicks at this point."