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Experts: Shakeup on Bush's Economic Team Means Fewer Weird Lookin' Dudes
12-6-2002 (Archived)
WASHINGTON, DC - The
sudden resignation of both Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill and director of the White House National Economic Council Larry Lindsey will cause the representation of ugly-ass weirdos to drop dramatically amongst the top echelon of President Bush's economic team, observers concluded Friday.
O'Neill and Lindsey were at the top level of the government's financial team, and took the brunt of criticism over the nation's sluggish economy from both within and without the administration. They were also a bug-eyed dweeb and a chinless humpty-dumpty, respectively.
The departures of O'Neill and Lindsey mark the most noticeable de-freaking of a White House team since beady-eyed bullet-headed jut-jawed James Carville and bulldgog-jowled gargantuan man-woman Janet Reno ended their services to the Clinton administration.
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