It's moving time, which that there's just all sorts of things about which to write (and unforunately, little time to do it in). And I was thinking "How could I make the worlds most self-serving medium just a little more banal. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: The contents of my desk drawer.

One box, paper clips

One power spiller (missing grounding plug)

Three rolls scotch tape

One ruler, pyrimidally shaped

Three decks of cards: Two Bicycle, one great wall of China

One completed book of checks. First check - 12/02/01

I'm sorry, that's another deck of cards, and an extra joker

One biohazard bag, full of neon green super bouncy balls

Nerd glasses, two pair

Assorted pens and pencils

One envelope, full of flash paper

One flash memory card, 16MB

Exacto-knife

Small leather purse

Give-away GE flashlight

Earplugs, 11 pair

Pin with cartoon naked lady and some kanji

Listerine breath strips

3 yellow light sticks

Slides from scuba vacation

One picture of ex-girlfriend

Mao lighter (sickly song chip)

3 sticks of lip balm

Butterfly knife (x2)

Various electronic detritus (converters, etc)

iTrip

White out

Bowling key chain

Rubber salamandar

Stapler

Container of tiger balm

Book of checks (unopened)

Sunglasses (ugly)

Bag of dice (I was going to count, but it would take a long time. Suffice to say that I'm seriously nerdy, and we'll leave it at that)

Extra palm stylus

Two erasers

Chain mail falconers glove (right)

22 bobby pins

Now, I recognize that this isn't interesting as such. But I'd like to note that the things I found in my desk drawer have been the same things I've been finding in my desk drawer for 5 years now. I don't know if that means I'm in a rut or something. The bobby pins are new, I guess. I moved them from my last desk to my current desk, and I'll move them to my next desk. I know it's junk, but it's *my* junk, and that's what's important.