I think it's important to note that this page may be updated far more than once a day, or far less. In any case, this is the forum for the good men and women of alltooflat to easily and quickly post whatever they think might be interesting to onlookers.

To a certain extent I hope you enjoy it, but to be perfectly honest it's not the foremost thing on my mind.

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2006-01-20 15:41:23
Have you been paying attention this rocket to pluto thing? They timed it so that it will fly by Jupiter in a couple years and get close enough to use its gravity as a slingshot to propel it towards Pluto. They expect the slingshot effect to shave FIVE YEARS off the travel time. Christ, I have a hard enough time aiming my pee into the bowl.