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Dead Pig Mystery
Joke Number 114


Q: Once a daddy pig, mommy pig and their 2 small piggies are taking a nap after a heavy lunch when all of a sudden daddy pig gets up and rushes to the road. Unfortunately enough, he collides with a real fast truck and is about to take the last breath. Mommy Pig and the piggies, after seeing this, reach daddy pig and say something softly in his ears; listening to which daddy pig dies happily! What do they say?

A: Oynk ! Oynk !! Oynk !!!

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