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Destructor Comes to Croc Town
story: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Wiegle


1995 (NSFW)
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art: Raymond Suzuhara


Pornography
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art: Matt Wiegle


It Brought Me Some Peace of Mind
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Rota
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A Real Gentle Knife (Rippin Kittin)
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Josiah Leighton
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The Real Killers Are Still Out There
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Destructor in: Prison Break
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Best Of
The Outbreak: An Autobiographical Horror Blog

The Outbreak Broken Down: An Interview by Sam Costello

Where the Monsters Go: A 31-Day Horrorblogging Marathon, October 2003

Blog of Blood: A Marathon Examination of Clive Barker's Books of Blood, October 2005

The Blogslinger: Blogging Stephen King's The Dark Tower series, October-November 2007

The Things That Should Not Be: The Monumental Horror-Image and Its Relation to the Contemporary Horror Film (introduction)
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My 35 Favorite Horror Films of All Time (at the moment)

The Year in Mainstream Comics, 2007: An Interview by Tom Spurgeon

My David Bowie Sketchbook, MoCCA 2007

My David Bowie Sketchbook, SPX 2007

My David Bowie Sketchbook, MoCCA 2008

My David Bowie Sketchbook, San Diego 2008

My David Bowie Sketchbook, SPX 2008

The Manly Movie Mamajama

Presidential Milkshakes

Horror and Certainty I

Horror and Certainty II

En Garde--I'll Let You Try My New Dumb Avant Garde Style, Part I
Part II

Evil for Thee, Not Me

Phobophobia

The 7 Best Horror Movies of the Past 7 Years (give or take a few films)

Keep Horror NSFW, Part I
Part II

Meet the New Boss: The Politics of Killing, Part I
Part II

130 Things I Loved About The Sopranos

In Defense of "Torture Porn," Part I
Part II

At a Loss: Lost fandom and its discontents

The 11 Most Awful Songs from Geek Movie Soundtracks

The 11 Best Songs from Geek Movie Soundtracks

My Loch Ness Adventure

The Best Comics of 2003

The Best Albums of 2003

The Best Albums of 2004

The Best Comics, Films, Albums, Songs, and Television Programs of 2007


Interviews
Movie Reviews
The Birds (Hitchcock, 1963)

Night of the Living Dead (Romero, 1968)

The Wicker Man (Hardy, 1973)

The Exorcist (Friedkin, 1973)

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (Hooper, 1974)

The Shining (Kubrick, 1980)

Zombi 2 [Zombie] (Fulci, 1980)

Poltergeist (Hooper/Spielberg, 1982)

The Thing (Carpenter, 1983)

"Thriller" (Jackson & Landis, 1984)

Hellraiser (Barker, 1987)

Paperhouse (Rose, 1988)

It (Wallace, 1990)

Barton Fink (Coen, 1991)

The Silence of the Lambs (Demme, 1991)

The Stand (Garris, 1994), Part I
Part II

Heavenly Creatures (Jackson, 1994)

Della'morte, Dell'amore [Cemetery Man] (Soavi, 1994)

Lost Highway (Lynch, 1997)

The Sopranos (Chase et al, 1999-2007)

Eyes Wide Shut (Kubrick, 1999)

Eyes Wide Shut revisited, Part I
Part II
Part III

The Blair Witch Project (Myrick & Sanchez, 1999)

Jeepers Creepers (Salva, 2001)

The Wire (Simon et al, 2002-2008)

The Ring (Verbinski, 2002)

28 Days Later (Boyle, 2002)

Secretary (Shainberg, 2002)

Daredevil (Johnson, 2003)

Hulk (Lee, 2003)

The Matrix Revolutions (Wachowski, 2003)

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (Jackson, 2003)

Dawn of the Dead (Snyder, 2004)

Hellboy (Del Toro, 2004)

Hostel (Roth, 2005)

Batman Begins (Nolan, 2005)

Land of the Dead (Romero, 2005)

War of the Worlds (Spielberg, 2005)

A History of Violence (Cronenberg, 2005), Part I
Part II

King Kong (Jackson, 2005), Part I
Part II
Part III

Cigarette Burns (Carpenter, 2005)

The Host (Bong, 2006)

Pan's Labyrinth (Del Toro, 2006)

Children of Men (Cuaron, 2006)

Match Point (Allen, 2006)

300 (Snyder, 2007)

Inside (Maury & Bustillo, 2007)

Grindhouse [Planet Terror/Death Proof] (Rodriguez & Tarantino, 2007)

28 Weeks Later (Fresnadillo, 2007)

Hostel: Part II (Roth, 2007)

Shoot 'Em Up (Davis, 2007)

Dragon Wars [D-War] (Shim, 2007)

Gossip Girl (Savage, Schwartz et al, 2007-08)

Eastern Promises (Cronenberg, 2007)

Beowulf (Zemeckis, 2007)

The Mist (Darabont, 2007), Part I
Part II

Battlestar Galactica: Razor (Alcala/Rose, 2007)

[REC] (Balaguero & Plaza, 2007)

I Am Legend (Lawrence, 2007)

There Will Be Blood (Anderson, 2007)

Cloverfield (Reeves, 2008), Part I
Part II
Part III

Rambo (Stallone, 2008)

Doomsday (Marshall, 2008)

The Ruins (Carter Smith, 2008)

Iron Man (Favreau, 2008)

Speed Racer (Wachowski, 2008)

The Incredible Hulk (Leterrier, 2008)

Battlestar Galactica: "Revelations" (Rymer, 2008)

The Dark Knight (Nolan, 2008)


Book Reviews
Comics Reviews
Abe Sapien: The Drowning (Mignola & Alexander, 2008)

The ACME Novelty Library #19 (Ware, 2007)

Across the Universe: The DC Universe Stories of Alan Moore (Moore et al, 2003)

Action Comics #870 (Johns & Frank, 2008)

Alan's War (Guibert, 2008)

Alex Robinson's Lower Regions (Robinson, 2007)

Aline and the Others (Delisle, 2006)

An Anthology of Graphic Fiction, Cartoons and True Stories (Brunetti et al, 2006)

An Anthology of Graphic Fiction, Cartoons and True Stories Vol. 2 (Brunetti et al, 2008)

The Aviary (Tanner, 2007)

Aqua Leung Vol. 1 (Smith & Maybury, 2008)

Bacter-Area (Keith Jones, 2005)

Bald Knob (Hankiewicz, 2007)

Batman (Simmons, 2007)

Batman #664-669, 672-675 (Morrison et al, 2007-2008)

Batman and the Monster Men (Wagner, 2006)

Batman: Hush (Loeb & Lee, 2002-03)

Batman: The Story of the Dark Knight (Cosentino, 2008)

Battlestack Galacti-crap (Chippendale, 2005)

The Beast Mother (Davis, 2006)

Big Questions #10 (Nilsen, 2007)

The Black Diamond Detective Agency (E. Campbell & Mitchell, 2007)

Black Ghost Apple Factory (Tinder, 2006)

Blankets (Thompson, 2003)

Blar (Weing, 2005)

Bone (Smith, 2005)

Bottomless Bellybutton (Shaw, 2008)

Boy's Club (Furie, 2006)

Boy's Club 2 (Furie, 2008)

Brilliantly Ham-fisted (Neely, 2008)

Burma Chronicles (Delisle, 2008)

Captain America #33-34 (Brubaker & Epting, 2007-08)

Captain Britain & MI:13 #5 (Cornell & Oliffe, 2008)

Cartoon Dialectics Vol. 1 (Kaczynski, 2007)

Chance in Hell (G. Hernandez, 2007)

Clive Barker's The Thief of Always (Oprisko & Hernandez, 2005)

The Chunky Gnars (Cornwell, 2007)

Cold Heat Special #3 (Santoro & Shaw, 2008)

Cold Heat Special #5 (Santoro & Smith, 2008)

Cold Heat Special #8 (Santoro & Milburn, 2008)

The Complete Persepolis (Satrapi, 2007)

Core of Caligula (C.F., 2008)

Daredevil #103-104 (Brubaker & Lark, 2007-08)

Daredevil #110 (Brubaker, Rucka, Lark, Gaudiano, 2008)

Daybreak Episode Three (Ralph, 2008)

DC Universe #0 (Morrison, Johns et al, 2008)

Death Note Vol. 1 (Ohba & Obata, 2005)

Death Note Vol. 2 (Ohba & Obata, 2005)

Don't Go Where I Can't Follow (Nilsen & Weaver, 2006)

Dr. Seuss Goes to War (Seuss/Minear, 2001)

Eightball #23 (Clowes, 2004)

Fatal Faux-Pas (Gaskin, 2008)

Fight or Run: Shadow of the Chopper (Huizenga, 2008)

Final Crisis #1 (Morrison & Jones, 2008)

Fires (Mattotti, 1991)

Forlorn Funnies #5 (Hornschemeier, 2004)

Fox Bunny Funny (Hartzell, 2007)

Galactikrap 2 (Chippendale, 2007)

Ganges #2 (Huizenga, 2008)

Goddess Head (Shaw, 2006)

The Goddess of War, Vol. 1 (Weinstein, 2008)

The Goon Vols. 0-2 (Powell, 2003-2004)

Hellboy Junior (Mignola, Wray et al, 2004)

Hellboy Vol. 8: Darkness Calls (Mignola & Fegredo, 2008)

How We Sleep (Davis, 2006)

I Killed Adolf Hitler (Jason, 2007)

The Immortal Iron Fist #12 (Brubaker, Fraction, Aja, Kano, Pulido, 2008)

Incanto (Santoro, 2006)

Incredible Change-Bots (Brown, 2007)

The Incredible Hercules #114-115 (Pak, Van Lente, Pham, 2008)

Invincible Iron Man #1-4 (Fraction & Larroca, 2008)

Jessica Farm Vol. 1 (Simmons, 2008)

JLA Classified: Ultramarine Corps (Morrison & McGuinness, 2002)

Julius Knipl, Real Estate Photographer (Katchor, 1996)

Justice League: The New Frontier Special (Cooke, Bone, Bullock, 2008)

Kick-Ass #1-4 (Millar & Romita Jr., 2008)

Kid Eternity (Morrison & Fegredo, 1991)

Kill Your Boyfriend (Morrison & Bond, 1995)

Kramers Ergot 4 (Harkham et al, 2003)

Kramers Ergot 5 (Harkham et al, 2004)

The Last Call Vol. 1 (Lolos, 2007)

The Last Musketeer (Jason, 2008)

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Black Dossier (Moore & O'Neill, 2007)

Legion of Super-Heroes: The Great Darkness Saga (Levitz, Giffen, Mahlstedt, Bruning, 1991)

Little Things (Brown, 2008)

Look Out!! Monsters #1 (Grogan, 2008)

Love and Rockets: New Stories #1 (Los Bros Hernandez, 2008)

The Mage's Tower (Milburn, 2008)

Mattie & Dodi (Davis, 2006)

Mesmo Delivery (Grampa, 2008)

Micrographica (French, 2007)

Mome Vol. 9: Fall 2007 (various, 2007)

Mome Vol. 10: Winter/Spring 2008 (various, 2008)

Mome Vol. 11: Summer 2008 (various, 2008)

Mome Vol. 12: Fall 2008 (various, 2008)

Monster Men Bureiko Lullaby (Nemoto, 2008)

Mother, Come Home (Hornschemeier, 2003)

Mouse Guard: Fall 1152 (Petersen, 2008)

Multiple Warheads #1 (Graham, 2007)

Never Ending Summer (Cole, 2004)

Neverland (Kiersh, 2008)

New Avengers #44 (Bendis & Tan, 2008)

New Engineering (Yokoyama, 2007)

New X-Men Vol. 6: Planet X (Morrison & Jimenez, 2004)

New X-Men Vol. 7: Here Comes Tomorrow (Morrison & Silvestri, 2004)

Nil: A Land Beyond Belief (Turner, 2007)

Olde Tales Vol. II (Milburn, 2007)

Or Else #5 (Huizenga, 2008)

Paradise Kiss Vols. 1-5 (Yazawa, 2002-2004)

Pixu I (Ba, Cloonan, Lolos, Moon, 2008)

Pizzeria Kamikaze (Keret & A. Hanuka, 2006)

Planetes Vols. 1-3 (Yukimura, 2003-2004)

Pocket Full of Rain and Other Stories (Jason, 2008)

Powr Mastrs Vol. 1 (C.F., 2007)

Ronin (Miller, 1984)

Scott Pilgrim Full-Colour Odds & Ends 2008 (O'Malley, 2008)

Scott Pilgrim Vol. 4: Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together (O'Malley, 2007)

Service Industry (Bak, 2007)

Seven Soldiers of Victory Vols. 1-4 (Morrison et al, 2004)

Shenzhen (Delisle, 2008)

Skyscrapers of the Midwest #4 (Cotter, 2007)

Strangeways: Murder Moon (Maxwell, Garagna, Gervasio, Jok, 2008)

Superman #677-680 (Robinson & Guedes, 2008)

Tales Designed to Thrizzle #4 (Kupperman, 2008)

Tales of Woodsman Pete (Carre, 2006)

Tekkon Kinkreet: Black and White (Matsumoto, 2007)

Teratoid Heights (Brinkman, 2003) ADDTF version

Teratoid Heights (Brinkman, 2003) TCJ version

They Moved My Bowl (Barsotti, 2007)

Thor: Ages of Thunder (Fraction, Zircher, Evans, 2008)

Three Shadows (Pedrosa, 2008)

Travel (Yokoyama, 2008)

Watchmen (Moore & Gibbons, 2008) Part I
Part II

Water Baby (R. Campbell, 2008)

Wet Moon, Book 1: Feeble Wanderings (Campbell, 2004)

Wet Moon, Book 2: Unseen Feet (Campbell, 2006)

Where Demented Wented (Hayes, 2008)

Wormdye (Espey, 2008)

Worn Tuff Elbow (Marc Bell, 2004)

The Would-Be Bridegrooms (Cheng, 2007)

Your Disease Spread Quick (Neely, 2008)

The Trouble with The Comics Journal's News Watch, Part I
Part II


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Comics Time: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Black Dossier (Attentiondeficitdisorderly Too Flat)

August 15, 2008

Comics Time: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Black Dossier

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Black Dossier
Alan Moore, writer
Kevin O'Neill, artist
DC/WildStorm/America's Best Comics, 2007
208 pages, hardcover
$29.99
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It occurred to me when reading this latest installment of Moore and O'Neill's journey through the literature of the fantastic that it's basically Moore's version of Earth X. Like that Jim Krueger/Alex Ross exercise in continuity farming, Moore's overarching narrative scheme is to find a way to connect nearly every character in the history of genre storytelling, from Jehovah to James Bond.

This volume goes further than ever in that direction, revealing that all of the world's extraordinary gentlemen, supernatural creatures, and so one can trace their origin back to two warring (and occasionally miscegenating) tribes of godlike beings: the Bible's "Elohim," which either directly or through their offspring account for the Judeo-Christian God, his ancient pagan counterparts, and the pantheons of Greece, Egypt, and Germany/Scandinavia; and (basically) Lovecraft's Great Old Ones, whose descendants include pretty much every monster known to man.

The "good" gods have made two notable attempts to bridge the gap between mortal and deity. The first was the Greek Age of Heroes, an experiment in interbreeding that the Gods aborted at Troy when it became apparent that these powerful people were pretty much all sociopathic killing machines. The second, as it turns out, was the creation of the original League of Extraordinary Gentlemen in Shakespeare's time; here, the Elizabethan Age has been recast as the reign of Gloriana, England's Fairie Queen, whose assemblage of folks like Prospero and Orlando to "guard the Realm" was really just a cover for forming a group that could successfully liaise between the natural and supernatural worlds. (At least I'm pretty sure that's the gist.) Meanwhile your friend and mine Cthulhu and his chums keep trying to pop in and devour our souls, the prevention of which - along with thwarting mad scientists, guarding against invasions by rival species, and fucking - has been one of the various Leagues' primary occupations ever since.

All of this information is contained in the titular dossier. The story takes place in the 1950s, where Mina Murray and Allan Quartermain are harried by elements of the rump Party dictatorship (yep, from 1984, though here the regime doesn't seem to have lasted much longer than 1954) as they attempt to transport this stolen file to a person or persons unknown for reasons unknown. Both the prime mover and his motive turn out to be McGuffins of a sort, though; the main trick of the story is that all this business of constructing a Grand Unifying Theory of Genre Lit is presented in a series of pointedly dis-unified comics and prose pastiches, including faux-Shakespeare, a Beat novel by Sal Paradyse, a Tijuana Bible, a Jeeves vs. Cthulhu story (maybe my favorite), Crowleyana, boys' adventure comics, and so on. I think it's one of Moore's cleverest conceits in ages, and gives O'Neill, letterer Todd Klein at all a chance to go absolutely buckwild. It's fourth-wall-breaking fun.

It's also completely impenetrable from time to time unless you come in with the requisite encyclopedic knowledge of Moore's sources. I'm not saying that it's impossible to get anything out of the book without recognizing every last reference - the moral of the story, and the reason why our heroes are cool and their enemies are bogus, are all quite clear whether you know who Raffles the Gentleman Thief is or not. But Moore is having just as much fun making connections, hiding Easter Eggs, and crafting hardcore continuity porn as any superhero writer, just with a different set of toys, and it'd be foolish to deny that. I did pretty well anytime Yog Sothoth or Conan or Dr. Caligari were on the scene, but at other times I could literally go for pages without catching a single reference. I don't even necessarily think that Moore should care about this, since I doubt there's anyone who did catch every reference whose name doesn't rhyme with "Schmalan Schmoore" and he's writing this story for maximum mind-blowage rather than optimal legibility. Moreover, the stuff that I got was an absolute hoot, and since I don't believe that continuity-based storytelling is automatically shallow, I'm not going to make that argument any more here than I would when discussing The Sinestro Corps War. I suppose my point is that the two are more similar than you might think, and that maybe it's that that makes LoEG books as entertaining as they are, and let's be up front about it.

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