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Destructor Comes to Croc Town
story: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Wiegle


1995 (NSFW)
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Raymond Suzuhara


Pornography
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Wiegle


It Brought Me Some Peace of Mind
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Rota
edit: Brett Warnock


A Real Gentle Knife (Rippin Kittin)
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art: Josiah Leighton
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The Real Killers Are Still Out There
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Across the Universe: The DC Universe Stories of Alan Moore (Moore et al, 2003)

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The Chunky Gnars (Cornwell, 2007)

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Mother, Come Home (Hornschemeier, 2003)

Mouse Guard: Fall 1152 (Petersen, 2008)

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Never Ending Summer (Cole, 2004)

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Nil: A Land Beyond Belief (Turner, 2007)

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Planetes Vols. 1-3 (Yukimura, 2003-2004)

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Powr Mastrs Vol. 1 (C.F., 2007)

Ronin (Miller, 1984)

Scott Pilgrim Vol. 4: Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together (O'Malley, 2007)

Seven Soldiers of Victory Vols. 1-4 (Morrison et al, 2004)

Skyscrapers of the Midwest #4 (Cotter, 2007)

Strangeways: Murder Moon (Maxwell, Garagna, Gervasio, Jok, 2008)

Tales of Woodsman Pete (Carre, 2006)

Tekkon Kinkreet: Black and White (Matsumoto, 2007)

Teratoid Heights (Brinkman, 2003) ADDTF version

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They Moved My Bowl (Barsotti, 2007)

Thor: Ages of Thunder (Fraction, Zircher, Evans, 2008)

Wet Moon Book One: Feeble Wanderings (R. Campbell, 2004)

Worn Tuff Elbow (Marc Bell, 2004)

The Would-Be Bridegrooms (Cheng, 2007)

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Comics Time: The Chunky Gnars: A Chocolate Gun Tribute (Attentiondeficitdisorderly Too Flat)

February 29, 2008

Comics Time: The Chunky Gnars: A Chocolate Gun Tribute

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The Chunky Gnars: A Chocolate Gun Tribute
Chris Cornwell, writer/artist
PictureBox Inc., October 2007
16 pages
$3.00
Buy it at PictureBox

Like Paul Pope's cover version of the first issue of Jack Kirby's OMAC from his issue of Solo and Josh Simmons's unauthorized Batman-as-psychopath minicomic Batman, Chris Cornwell's Chunky Gnars mines the fertile vein of another creator's work, in this case Frank Santoro & Ben Jones's wondrous drug-teen-rock-action opus Cold Heat. I think these kinds of call-and-response comics can really tease out what works and doesn't work in the original and be an extremely enlightening exercise for the responder.

In this case, Cornwell doesn't quite hit the heights that the originators do, but to be fair that doesn't seem like his intent--his goal is playing up the mixed-genre nature of Cold Heat for humorous effect, like having a rock-star-slash-assassin and an evil senator piloting a giant robot minotaur. Some of those moments are very funny, in fact, if a little catchphrasey--"I don't start killin'...TILL I'M DONE ROCKIN'!!" shots the hipster assassin when the senator tries to get him to skip the encore and start the massacre. Better still is Cornwell's funny-because-it's-true depiction of the senator's absurd, obliviously prurient fixation on the supposed evil of popular culture: Beads of sweat running down his bald head (which has suddenly been isolated against an oozing abstract background), he kicks off a test run of his latest speech with the immortal opener "We have become a nation that worships the rectum," before his assistant unceremoniously cuts this reverie off.

While the whole thing doesn't exactly cohere nor rise to the level of its inspiration, it does contain some gaze-worthy art that is at alternating times reminiscent of Santoro, Brian Chippendale, and in the second of its four title panels Beto Hernandez. Mostly it exists as a testament to how fired up Cold Heat has people, which is valuable in and of itself.

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