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The Sean Collins Media Empire
Comics
Destructor Comes to Croc Town
story: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Wiegle


1995 (NSFW)
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Raymond Suzuhara


Pornography
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Wiegle


It Brought Me Some Peace of Mind
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Rota
edit: Brett Warnock


A Real Gentle Knife (Rippin Kittin)
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Josiah Leighton
lyrics: "Rippin Kittin" by Golden Boy & Miss Kittin



Best Of
Interviews
Movie Reviews
The Birds (Hitchcock, 1963)

Night of the Living Dead (Romero, 1968)

The Wicker Man (Hardy, 1973)

The Exorcist (Friedkin, 1973)

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (Hooper, 1974)

The Shining (Kubrick, 1980)

Zombi 2 [Zombie] (Fulci, 1980)

Poltergeist (Hooper/Spielberg, 1982)

The Thing (Carpenter, 1983)

"Thriller" (Jackson & Landis, 1984)

Hellraiser (Barker, 1987)

It (Wallace, 1990)

Barton Fink (Coen, 1991)

The Silence of the Lambs (Demme, 1991)

The Stand (Garris, 1994), Part I
Part II

Heavenly Creatures (Jackson, 1994)

Della'morte, Dell'amore [Cemetery Man] (Soavi, 1994)

Lost Highway (Lynch, 1997)

The Sopranos (Chase et al, 1999-2007)

Eyes Wide Shut (Kubrick, 1999)

Eyes Wide Shut revisited, Part I
Part II
Part III

The Blair Witch Project (Myrick & Sanchez, 1999)

Jeepers Creepers (Salva, 2001)

The Wire (Simon et al, 2002-2008)

The Ring (Verbinski, 2002)

28 Days Later (Boyle, 2002)

Secretary (Shainberg, 2002)

Daredevil (Johnson, 2003)

Hulk (Lee, 2003)

The Matrix Revolutions (Wachowski, 2003)

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (Jackson, 2003)

Dawn of the Dead (Snyder, 2004)

Hellboy (Del Toro, 2004)

Hostel (Roth, 2005)

Batman Begins (Nolan, 2005)

Land of the Dead (Romero, 2005)

War of the Worlds (Spielberg, 2005)

A History of Violence (Cronenberg, 2005), Part I
Part II

King Kong (Jackson, 2005), Part I
Part II
Part III

Cigarette Burns (Carpenter, 2005)

The Host (Bong, 2006)

Pan's Labyrinth (Del Toro, 2006)

Children of Men (Cuaron, 2006)

300 (Snyder, 2007)

Grindhouse [Planet Terror/Death Proof] (Rodriguez & Tarantino, 2007)

28 Weeks Later (Fresnadillo, 2007)

Hostel: Part II (Roth, 2007)

Shoot 'Em Up (Davis, 2007)

Dragon Wars [D-War] (Shim, 2007)

Eastern Promises (Cronenberg, 2007)

Beowulf (Zemeckis, 2007)

The Mist (Darabont, 2007), Part I
Part II

Battlestar Galactica: Razor (Alcala/Rose, 2007)

I Am Legend (Lawrence, 2007)

There Will Be Blood (Anderson, 2007)

Cloverfield (Reeves, 2008), Part I
Part II
Part III

Rambo (Stallone, 2008)

Doomsday (Marshall, 2008)

The Ruins (Carter Smith, 2008)


Book Reviews
Comics Reviews
Across the Universe: The DC Universe Stories of Alan Moore (Moore et al, 2003)

Aline and the Others (Delisle, 2006)

Bald Knob (Hankiewicz, 2007)

Batman (Simmons, 2007)

Batman and the Monster Men (Wagner, 2006)

Batman: Hush (Loeb & Lee, 2002-03)

Battlestack Galacti-crap (Chippendale, 2005)

The Beast Mother (Davis, 2006)

Big Questions #10 (Nilsen, 2007)

The Black Diamond Detective Agency (E. Campbell & Mitchell, 2007)

Black Ghost Apple Factory (Tinder, 2006)

Blankets (Thompson, 2003)

Blar (Weing, 2005)

Captain America #33-34 (Brubaker & Epting, 2007-08)

Daredevil #103-104 (Brubaker & Lark, 2007-08)

DC Universe #0 (Morrison, Johns et al, 2008)

Death Note Vol. 1 (Ohba & Obata, 2005)

Death Note Vol. 2 (Ohba & Obata, 2005)

Eightball #23 (Clowes, 2004)

Chance in Hell (G. Hernandez, 2007)

The Chunky Gnars (Cornwell, 2007)

The Complete Persepolis (Satrapi, 2007)

Dr. Seuss Goes to War (Seuss/Minear, 2001)

Forlorn Funnies #5 (Hornschemeier, 2004)

Galactikrap 2 (Chippendale, 2007)

Goddess Head (Shaw, 2006)

Hellboy Junior (Mignola, Wray et al, 2004)

I Killed Adolf Hitler (Jason, 2007)

The Immortal Iron Fist #12 (Brubaker, Fraction, Aja, Kano, Pulido, 2008)

Incredible Change-Bots (Brown, 2007)

The Incredible Hercules #114-115 (Pak, Van Lente, Pham, 2008)

Jessica Farm Vol. 1 (Simmons, 2008)

Justice League: The New Frontier Special (Cooke, Bone, Bullock, 2008)

Kid Eternity (Morrison & Fegredo, 1991)

Kill Your Boyfriend (Morrison & Bond, 1995)

The Last Call Vol. 1 (Lolos, 2007)

The Last Musketeer (Jason, 2008)

Little Things (Brown, 2008)

Mattie & Dodi (Davis, 2006)

Micrographica (French, 2007)

Mother, Come Home (Hornschemeier, 2003)

Mouse Guard: Fall 1152 (Petersen, 2008)

Multiple Warheads #1 (Graham, 2007)

Planetes Vols. 1-3 (Yukimura, 2003-2004)

Powr Mastrs Vol. 1 (C.F., 2007)

Ronin (Miller, 1984)

Scott Pilgrim Vol. 4: Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together (O'Malley, 2007)

Skyscrapers of the Midwest #4 (Cotter, 2007)

Strangeways: Murder Moon (Maxwell, Garagna, Gervasio, Jok, 2008)

Tales of Woodsman Pete (Carre, 2006)

Tekkon Kinkreet: Black and White (Matsumoto, 2007)

Teratoid Heights (Brinkman, 2003) ADDTF version

Teratoid Heights (Brinkman, 2003) TCJ version

They Moved My Bowl (Barsotti, 2007)

Wet Moon Book One: Feeble Wanderings (R. Campbell, 2004)

The Would-Be Bridegrooms (Cheng, 2007)

The Trouble with The Comics Journal's News Watch, Part I
Part II


Recommended

KEEP COMICS EVIL


Presidential milkshakes (Attentiondeficitdisorderly Too Flat)

January 18, 2008

Presidential milkshakes

I drink your milkshake! -Daniel Plainview

I drink your milkshake, even though I opposed drinking your milkshake four years ago. -Mitt Romney

I drink your milkshake, but only if the Bible says it's allowed. -Mike Huckabee

I may drink your milkshake for another 100 years, if that's what it takes. -John McCain

I drank a milkshake on 9/11. -Rudy Giuliani

I'll drink your milkshake a few months after everyone else does. -Fred Thompson

I drink your milkshake, but I'm paying for it with gold. -Ron Paul

America deserves a new milkshake. -Barack Obama

I will fight the corporations so that you can drink your own milkshake. -John Edwards

I have 35 years of milkshake-drinking experience. *sob* -Hillary Clinton

I peacefully drink your milkshake. -Dennis Kucinich

It depends on what your definition of "milkshake" is. -Bill Clinton

I voted for drinking your milkshake before I voted against it. -John Kerry

Global warming is melting your milkshake. -Al Gore

We're making good progress in the war on milkshakes, and make no mistake: we will prevail. -George W. Bush


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