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An anthology of comics written by Sean T. Collins
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Destructor Comes to Croc Town
story: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Wiegle


1995 (NSFW)
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Raymond Suzuhara


Pornography
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Wiegle


It Brought Me Some Peace of Mind
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Rota
edit: Brett Warnock


A Real Gentle Knife (Rippin Kittin)
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Josiah Leighton
lyrics: "Rippin Kittin" by Golden Boy & Miss Kittin


The Real Killers Are Still Out There
script: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Wiegle


Destructor in: Prison Break
story: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Wiegle


Kitchen Sink script: Sean T. Collins
art: Matt Rota


Best Of
The Outbreak: An Autobiographical Horror Blog

The Outbreak Broken Down: An Interview by Sam Costello

Where the Monsters Go: A 31-Day Horrorblogging Marathon, October 2003

Blog of Blood: A Marathon Examination of Clive Barker's Books of Blood, October 2005

The Blogslinger: Blogging Stephen King's The Dark Tower series, October-November 2007

The Things That Should Not Be: The Monumental Horror-Image and Its Relation to the Contemporary Horror Film (introduction)
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My 35 Favorite Horror Films of All Time (at the moment)

The Year in Mainstream Comics, 2007: An Interview by Tom Spurgeon

My David Bowie Sketchbook, MoCCA 2007

My David Bowie Sketchbook, SPX 2007

My David Bowie Sketchbook, MoCCA 2008

My David Bowie Sketchbook, San Diego 2008

My David Bowie Sketchbook, SPX 2008

The Manly Movie Mamajama

Presidential Milkshakes

Horror and Certainty I

Horror and Certainty II

En Garde--I'll Let You Try My New Dumb Avant Garde Style, Part I
Part II

Evil for Thee, Not Me

Phobophobia

The 7 Best Horror Movies of the Past 7 Years (give or take a few films)

Keep Horror NSFW, Part I
Part II

Meet the New Boss: The Politics of Killing, Part I
Part II

130 Things I Loved About The Sopranos

In Defense of "Torture Porn," Part I
Part II

At a Loss: Lost fandom and its discontents

The 11 Most Awful Songs from Geek Movie Soundtracks

The 11 Best Songs from Geek Movie Soundtracks

My Loch Ness Adventure

The Best Comics of 2003

The Best Albums of 2003

The Best Albums of 2004

The Best Comics, Films, Albums, Songs, and Television Programs of 2007


Interviews
Movie Reviews
The Birds (Hitchcock, 1963)

Night of the Living Dead (Romero, 1968)

The Wicker Man (Hardy, 1973)

The Exorcist (Friedkin, 1973)

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (Hooper, 1974)

The Shining (Kubrick, 1980)

Zombi 2 [Zombie] (Fulci, 1980)

Poltergeist (Hooper/Spielberg, 1982)

The Thing (Carpenter, 1983)

"Thriller" (Jackson & Landis, 1984)

Hellraiser (Barker, 1987)

Paperhouse (Rose, 1988)

It (Wallace, 1990)

Barton Fink (Coen, 1991)

The Silence of the Lambs (Demme, 1991)

The Stand (Garris, 1994), Part I
Part II

Heavenly Creatures (Jackson, 1994)

Della'morte, Dell'amore [Cemetery Man] (Soavi, 1994)

Lost Highway (Lynch, 1997)

The Sopranos (Chase et al, 1999-2007)

Eyes Wide Shut (Kubrick, 1999)

Eyes Wide Shut revisited, Part I
Part II
Part III

The Blair Witch Project (Myrick & Sanchez, 1999)

Jeepers Creepers (Salva, 2001)

The Wire (Simon et al, 2002-2008)

The Ring (Verbinski, 2002)

28 Days Later (Boyle, 2002)

Secretary (Shainberg, 2002)

Daredevil (Johnson, 2003)

Hulk (Lee, 2003)

The Matrix Revolutions (Wachowski, 2003)

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (Jackson, 2003)

Dawn of the Dead (Snyder, 2004)

Hellboy (Del Toro, 2004)

Hostel (Roth, 2005)

Batman Begins (Nolan, 2005)

Land of the Dead (Romero, 2005)

War of the Worlds (Spielberg, 2005)

A History of Violence (Cronenberg, 2005), Part I
Part II

King Kong (Jackson, 2005), Part I
Part II
Part III

Cigarette Burns (Carpenter, 2005)

The Host (Bong, 2006)

Pan's Labyrinth (Del Toro, 2006)

Children of Men (Cuaron, 2006)

Match Point (Allen, 2006)

300 (Snyder, 2007)

Inside (Maury & Bustillo, 2007)

Grindhouse [Planet Terror/Death Proof] (Rodriguez & Tarantino, 2007)

28 Weeks Later (Fresnadillo, 2007)

Hostel: Part II (Roth, 2007)

Shoot 'Em Up (Davis, 2007)

Dragon Wars [D-War] (Shim, 2007)

Gossip Girl (Savage, Schwartz et al, 2007-08)

Eastern Promises (Cronenberg, 2007)

Beowulf (Zemeckis, 2007)

The Mist (Darabont, 2007), Part I
Part II

Battlestar Galactica: Razor (Alcala/Rose, 2007)

[REC] (Balaguero & Plaza, 2007)

I Am Legend (Lawrence, 2007)

There Will Be Blood (Anderson, 2007)

Cloverfield (Reeves, 2008), Part I
Part II
Part III

Rambo (Stallone, 2008)

Doomsday (Marshall, 2008)

The Ruins (Carter Smith, 2008)

Iron Man (Favreau, 2008)

Speed Racer (Wachowski, 2008)

The Incredible Hulk (Leterrier, 2008)

Battlestar Galactica: "Revelations" (Rymer, 2008)

The Dark Knight (Nolan, 2008)


Book Reviews
Comics Reviews
Abe Sapien: The Drowning (Mignola & Alexander, 2008)

The ACME Novelty Library #19 (Ware, 2007)

Across the Universe: The DC Universe Stories of Alan Moore (Moore et al, 2003)

Action Comics #870 (Johns & Frank, 2008)

Alan's War (Guibert, 2008)

Alex Robinson's Lower Regions (Robinson, 2007)

Aline and the Others (Delisle, 2006)

An Anthology of Graphic Fiction, Cartoons and True Stories (Brunetti et al, 2006)

An Anthology of Graphic Fiction, Cartoons and True Stories Vol. 2 (Brunetti et al, 2008)

The Aviary (Tanner, 2007)

Aqua Leung Vol. 1 (Smith & Maybury, 2008)

Bacter-Area (Keith Jones, 2005)

Bald Knob (Hankiewicz, 2007)

Batman (Simmons, 2007)

Batman #664-669, 672-675 (Morrison et al, 2007-2008)

Batman and the Monster Men (Wagner, 2006)

Batman: Hush (Loeb & Lee, 2002-03)

Batman: The Story of the Dark Knight (Cosentino, 2008)

Battlestack Galacti-crap (Chippendale, 2005)

The Beast Mother (Davis, 2006)

Big Questions #10 (Nilsen, 2007)

The Black Diamond Detective Agency (E. Campbell & Mitchell, 2007)

Black Ghost Apple Factory (Tinder, 2006)

Blankets (Thompson, 2003)

Blar (Weing, 2005)

Bone (Smith, 2005)

Bottomless Bellybutton (Shaw, 2008)

Boy's Club (Furie, 2006)

Boy's Club 2 (Furie, 2008)

Brilliantly Ham-fisted (Neely, 2008)

Burma Chronicles (Delisle, 2008)

Captain America #33-34 (Brubaker & Epting, 2007-08)

Captain Britain & MI:13 #5 (Cornell & Oliffe, 2008)

Cartoon Dialectics Vol. 1 (Kaczynski, 2007)

Chance in Hell (G. Hernandez, 2007)

Clive Barker's The Thief of Always (Oprisko & Hernandez, 2005)

The Chunky Gnars (Cornwell, 2007)

Cold Heat Special #3 (Santoro & Shaw, 2008)

Cold Heat Special #5 (Santoro & Smith, 2008)

Cold Heat Special #8 (Santoro & Milburn, 2008)

The Complete Persepolis (Satrapi, 2007)

Core of Caligula (C.F., 2008)

Daredevil #103-104 (Brubaker & Lark, 2007-08)

Daredevil #110 (Brubaker, Rucka, Lark, Gaudiano, 2008)

Daybreak Episode Three (Ralph, 2008)

DC Universe #0 (Morrison, Johns et al, 2008)

Death Note Vol. 1 (Ohba & Obata, 2005)

Death Note Vol. 2 (Ohba & Obata, 2005)

Don't Go Where I Can't Follow (Nilsen & Weaver, 2006)

Dr. Seuss Goes to War (Seuss/Minear, 2001)

Eightball #23 (Clowes, 2004)

Fatal Faux-Pas (Gaskin, 2008)

Fight or Run: Shadow of the Chopper (Huizenga, 2008)

Final Crisis #1 (Morrison & Jones, 2008)

Fires (Mattotti, 1991)

Forlorn Funnies #5 (Hornschemeier, 2004)

Fox Bunny Funny (Hartzell, 2007)

Galactikrap 2 (Chippendale, 2007)

Ganges #2 (Huizenga, 2008)

Goddess Head (Shaw, 2006)

The Goddess of War, Vol. 1 (Weinstein, 2008)

The Goon Vols. 0-2 (Powell, 2003-2004)

Hellboy Junior (Mignola, Wray et al, 2004)

Hellboy Vol. 8: Darkness Calls (Mignola & Fegredo, 2008)

How We Sleep (Davis, 2006)

I Killed Adolf Hitler (Jason, 2007)

The Immortal Iron Fist #12 (Brubaker, Fraction, Aja, Kano, Pulido, 2008)

Incanto (Santoro, 2006)

Incredible Change-Bots (Brown, 2007)

The Incredible Hercules #114-115 (Pak, Van Lente, Pham, 2008)

Invincible Iron Man #1-4 (Fraction & Larroca, 2008)

Jessica Farm Vol. 1 (Simmons, 2008)

JLA Classified: Ultramarine Corps (Morrison & McGuinness, 2002)

Julius Knipl, Real Estate Photographer (Katchor, 1996)

Justice League: The New Frontier Special (Cooke, Bone, Bullock, 2008)

Kick-Ass #1-4 (Millar & Romita Jr., 2008)

Kid Eternity (Morrison & Fegredo, 1991)

Kill Your Boyfriend (Morrison & Bond, 1995)

Kramers Ergot 4 (Harkham et al, 2003)

Kramers Ergot 5 (Harkham et al, 2004)

The Last Call Vol. 1 (Lolos, 2007)

The Last Musketeer (Jason, 2008)

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Black Dossier (Moore & O'Neill, 2007)

Legion of Super-Heroes: The Great Darkness Saga (Levitz, Giffen, Mahlstedt, Bruning, 1991)

Little Things (Brown, 2008)

Look Out!! Monsters #1 (Grogan, 2008)

Love and Rockets: New Stories #1 (Los Bros Hernandez, 2008)

The Mage's Tower (Milburn, 2008)

Mattie & Dodi (Davis, 2006)

Mesmo Delivery (Grampa, 2008)

Micrographica (French, 2007)

Mome Vol. 9: Fall 2007 (various, 2007)

Mome Vol. 10: Winter/Spring 2008 (various, 2008)

Mome Vol. 11: Summer 2008 (various, 2008)

Mome Vol. 12: Fall 2008 (various, 2008)

Monster Men Bureiko Lullaby (Nemoto, 2008)

Mother, Come Home (Hornschemeier, 2003)

Mouse Guard: Fall 1152 (Petersen, 2008)

Multiple Warheads #1 (Graham, 2007)

Never Ending Summer (Cole, 2004)

Neverland (Kiersh, 2008)

New Avengers #44 (Bendis & Tan, 2008)

New Engineering (Yokoyama, 2007)

New X-Men Vol. 6: Planet X (Morrison & Jimenez, 2004)

New X-Men Vol. 7: Here Comes Tomorrow (Morrison & Silvestri, 2004)

Nil: A Land Beyond Belief (Turner, 2007)

Olde Tales Vol. II (Milburn, 2007)

Or Else #5 (Huizenga, 2008)

Paradise Kiss Vols. 1-5 (Yazawa, 2002-2004)

Pixu I (Ba, Cloonan, Lolos, Moon, 2008)

Pizzeria Kamikaze (Keret & A. Hanuka, 2006)

Planetes Vols. 1-3 (Yukimura, 2003-2004)

Pocket Full of Rain and Other Stories (Jason, 2008)

Powr Mastrs Vol. 1 (C.F., 2007)

Ronin (Miller, 1984)

Scott Pilgrim Full-Colour Odds & Ends 2008 (O'Malley, 2008)

Scott Pilgrim Vol. 4: Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together (O'Malley, 2007)

Service Industry (Bak, 2007)

Seven Soldiers of Victory Vols. 1-4 (Morrison et al, 2004)

Shenzhen (Delisle, 2008)

Skyscrapers of the Midwest #4 (Cotter, 2007)

Strangeways: Murder Moon (Maxwell, Garagna, Gervasio, Jok, 2008)

Superman #677-680 (Robinson & Guedes, 2008)

Tales Designed to Thrizzle #4 (Kupperman, 2008)

Tales of Woodsman Pete (Carre, 2006)

Tekkon Kinkreet: Black and White (Matsumoto, 2007)

Teratoid Heights (Brinkman, 2003) ADDTF version

Teratoid Heights (Brinkman, 2003) TCJ version

They Moved My Bowl (Barsotti, 2007)

Thor: Ages of Thunder (Fraction, Zircher, Evans, 2008)

Three Shadows (Pedrosa, 2008)

Travel (Yokoyama, 2008)

Watchmen (Moore & Gibbons, 2008) Part I
Part II

Water Baby (R. Campbell, 2008)

Wet Moon, Book 1: Feeble Wanderings (Campbell, 2004)

Wet Moon, Book 2: Unseen Feet (Campbell, 2006)

Where Demented Wented (Hayes, 2008)

Wormdye (Espey, 2008)

Worn Tuff Elbow (Marc Bell, 2004)

The Would-Be Bridegrooms (Cheng, 2007)

Your Disease Spread Quick (Neely, 2008)

The Trouble with The Comics Journal's News Watch, Part I
Part II


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Comics Time: They Moved My Bowl: Dog Cartoons by New Yorker Cartoonist Charles Barsotti (Attentiondeficitdisorderly Too Flat)

January 23, 2008

Comics Time: They Moved My Bowl: Dog Cartoons by New Yorker Cartoonist Charles Barsotti

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They Moved My Bowl: Dog Cartoons by New Yorker Cartoonist Charles Barsotti
Little, Brown and Company, May 2007
Charles Barsotti, writer/artist
120 pages, HC
$19.99
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In trying to approach this book like a critic, I feel like that giant Arab swordsman who tries to approach Indiana Jones: No matter what kind of fancy-pants technique I might show off, I'm just gonna get shot. I love dogs, and as such I'm helpless before this collection of Barsotti's simply drawn gag cartoons revolving around our Canine-American brothers and sisters. A lot of the fun here is watching that New Yorker cartoon world of Freudian analysis on couches, mustachioed men in suits who call their briefcase-toting subordinates by their last names, and pairs of people tossing off neurotic bon mots to one another surgically implanted with puppies in the lead roles. There are various paths Barsotti takes within that basic map--dogs with human concerns, dogs treating doggie concerns like humans, humans treating doggish dogs like humans, puns, and so on; it's amusing to see Barsotti recombine the constituent parts of, say, a boardroom gag or a courtroom scene depending on what species is placed in what position and in what ratio. While some of the very New Yorker-ish mixed-species gags are funny (the one where the human therapist says to his canine patient "And only you can hear this whistle?" totally cracked me up), I'd say that overall the best jokes are world-weary dog-on-dog bits ("Oh, God, am I housebroken," says one recumbent puppy to his therapist) or mixed-breed efforts that play up the pathon, emotion, and sheer love of dog ownership. I lost it at the deadpan hyperbole and specificity of a human auctioneer gesturing to the tiny dog next to his podium and saying "The bidding will start at eleven million dollars." Meanwhile, one gag that I simply refuse to spoil involving the reunion of a man and his dog in heaven had me crying at my desk in the middle of the afternoon, and I defy anyone who's lost a pet not to do the same. The great thing about it, though, is that it isn't at all maudlin; the body language of the characters involved makes them look completely unaware that they're in a five-hankie cartoon.

Of course these aren't all winners; some cartoons just don't quite rise to the level of funny, and strange choices in terms of which cartoons to place on opposite pages of a spread lead occasionally lead to an immediate redundancy of ideas or execution. But Barsotti's effortless cartooning, somewhere between Charles Schulz (a fan) and Gary Larson, is always a pleasure. I particularly like how he plays with the size of both props like desks and judges' benches and the characters themselves depending on their relationship to one another (a gag about an old dog telling his frightened young employee that his tricks have served him well, thank you very much, works much better since the boss dog is about twice the underling's size). It's a funny book, sometimes a moving book, and good gravy it's a great gift for a dog lover.

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"I feel like that giant Arab swordsman who tries to approach Indiana Jones: No matter what kind of fancy-pants technique I might show off, I'm just gonna get shot."

Also, you hate the Jews.


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